A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Devs took a while before they make Minecraft: Story Mode

They can't get over writer's block.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocowilliam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?

Tax-is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why do redditors never have their settings on light mode?

Well, we aren't the brightest people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycatwearsgucci
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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"Phyrigian mode."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbnp19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbolgiano
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What was the preferred mode of transport for the wizard of Oz?

The Oscar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Sorry for light mode
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyGandhi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirit_bullet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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ba dum tss (sorry for the light mode)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAKazoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Sorry in advance, dark mode users!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My Dad told me the other day he hates it when people use dark mode

so i called him a racist

p.s do i need to make this nsfw? i'm not sure so pls don't remove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tHeSeTiReSmAn
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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My favorite mode of pun. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbmi513
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.

In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I’m going to open an ice cream shop in Texas called *Remember the A La Mode*.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/derricko31
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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What's a werewolf's favourite mode of transport?

A lunar cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colour_of_cows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What's an equestrian's favorite mode of transportation?

A Horsche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I'm trying to get broomstick to be a more popular mode of transport,

But that's just witchful thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What is a dog's favorite mode of transportation?

A waggin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Just realized there’s a dark mode...

Ironically I’ve been in the dark about this the entire time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingPufflePuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Dark mode

https://preview.redd.it/anaea59h3u521.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ddc813155f6523141aea8e1da2359c5f1b93615

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotJustin_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I turned on Airplane mode on my phone.

I threw my phone out of the window and it didn't fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziswrad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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They cheated us and instead of played sweet victory at the halftime show they played sicko mode

We were used and tricked, it makes me sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeMeSteR-3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Even though Math is a median of instruction, teachers can be really mean. Sometimes they enjoy students going into range mode.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenJethro43
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What is a slugs favorite mode of transportation?

A Snailboat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClassicKidTV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A BITEcycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Airplane mode is a scam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frogGuardian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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When it comes to Depeche Mode...

... I just can't get enough.

Sometimes I have to turn it off and enjoy the silence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inspector_Robert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Flight Mode

I switched my phone to Flight Mode and it dragged me out of my seat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickglfc1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?

Walking............... JK Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eluceadtenebras
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Yo mama is so fat ,she takes selfies in panaromic mode

Until her phone runs out of battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suparna131
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I put my phone on airplane mode yesterday...

...it didn’t fly well with my friends :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blawkay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Airplane Mode

http://madeofmistake.com/airplane-mode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What is the favorite mode of transportation for accountants?

Tax-is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why do programmers like dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crocflamingo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

Bartender: I’m glad you left your friend at home. He’s mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He is mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you dumped your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What's a mathematician's favourite mode of transport?

A RhomBus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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