Breader than your average pun
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οΈ Jul 19 2019
These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone
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οΈ Sep 29 2014
My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
My math teacher called me average...
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
What do you call a factory that makes average products?
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Where are average things made?
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries
They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"
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οΈ Dec 06 2020
What do you call an average curd?
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οΈ Dec 27 2020
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven Cβs
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οΈ Dec 09 2020
I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.
He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,
He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."
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οΈ Nov 17 2020
Why did the average statistics get detention?
Because it was very Mean Data!
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
Iβve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...
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οΈ Oct 19 2020
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
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οΈ Nov 01 2020
An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving
No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
Half the people you know are below average.
I know the math is correct, but thatβs just mean.
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οΈ Jul 22 2020
Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?
He wanted to cease the means of production
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οΈ Sep 05 2020
I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.
Because it is a mean thing to do.
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οΈ Aug 04 2020
A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:
What does the mean mean mean?
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οΈ Sep 16 2020
I hate being average sized
My shirts always try to contact ghosts
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οΈ Sep 25 2020
On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. Itβs the same with humans under quarantine.
Thatβs why itβs called a βPandemicβ.
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
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οΈ Jun 12 2020
Normal is just the same as average...
So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.
And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".
What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.
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οΈ Aug 06 2020
I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.
It was just a mean thing to say.
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οΈ Apr 24 2020
Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
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οΈ Jan 16 2020
Dad jokes are all average...
Cos they're all par jokes.
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οΈ May 23 2020
What is the average lenght of a dad joke?
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οΈ Jun 14 2020
Most average
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οΈ Jun 07 2019
The average person isn't nice to other people.
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οΈ Mar 25 2020
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
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οΈ Jun 18 2020
Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes
Cos they're just too mean
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οΈ May 11 2020
A Thomsonβs Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
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οΈ May 21 2020
Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?
This is because as far as I know stop signs canβt jump.
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
Why can an average person never lie?
They always mean everything.
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οΈ May 11 2020
Me (at the numbers store): βCan I please purchase all of these averages?β
Clerk: βSure, buy all meansβ
Admittedly a median joke, at best.
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οΈ May 18 2020
If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
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οΈ Feb 17 2020
My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.
The Nβs justify the means.
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οΈ Sep 30 2018
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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οΈ Dec 13 2020
The average person is really mean
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οΈ Nov 13 2019
Why shouldn't you call anyone average
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οΈ Jun 23 2020
Where are average things made?
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οΈ May 20 2020
My math teacher called me average
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οΈ Apr 02 2020
My son's math teacher called him average
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οΈ Jun 23 2019
Where are average things made?
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οΈ Feb 26 2020
Where do they make average things?
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οΈ May 25 2020
Where are average products made?
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οΈ Jun 24 2020
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