Breader than your average pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikenzeejai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2019
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These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kintamanate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2014
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayZGatsby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call a factory that makes average products?

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chemist612
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02 2021
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Where are average things made?

In the satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call an average curd?

Mediogurt

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leon_nerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2020
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I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.

He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,

He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobletGoblet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the average statistics get detention?

Because it was very Mean Data!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/space0watch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...

It’s a satis-factory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OutlawRugby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?

Because an average house cannot jump!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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Half the people you know are below average.

I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpencaDubyaKimballer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.

Because it is a mean thing to do.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/makr02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2020
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I hate being average sized

My shirts always try to contact ghosts

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RoadhouseRocco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.

That’s why it’s called a β€œPandemic”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RabidSyphiliticDingo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ronvonjones
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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Normal is just the same as average...

So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.

And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".

What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2020
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I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.

It was just a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dah_uja2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Houseofbluelight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.

She's a mean girl.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Noinks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2020
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Dad jokes are all average...

Cos they're all par jokes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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What is the average lenght of a dad joke?

Depends on their age

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dragon_owns_a_cat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Most average
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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The average person isn't nice to other people.

Please don't be mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.

I just sat there like, K.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/paramedork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2020
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Apparently everyone is offended by average jokes

Cos they're just too mean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house

It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xander725
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2020
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Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?

This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_Cyberostrich_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2020
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Why can an average person never lie?

They always mean everything.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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Me (at the numbers store): β€œCan I please purchase all of these averages?”

Clerk: β€œSure, buy all means”

Admittedly a median joke, at best.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pj566
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2020
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If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AeroDelta95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2020
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My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.

The N’s justify the means.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2018
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My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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The average person is really mean
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/o0oo00oo0o
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2019
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Why shouldn't you call anyone average

Because it's mean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2020
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Where are average things made?

The satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WRDIV
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2020
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My math teacher called me average

How mean is that ?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2020
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My son's math teacher called him average

I just think he's mean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23 2019
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Where are average things made?

In a satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2020
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Where do they make average things?

The Satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/golf_echo_sierra26
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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