A math dealer.
The School of Hard Rocks
You make every second count.
There is safety in numbers.
Adapted from the dadliest Dinosaur Comics.
But arithmetic puns make me number
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!
We were in the kitchen after dinner and my dad was messing around with a store-bought pineapple upside-down cake for dessert.
Dad (Trying to read the label): I can't read this thing it's like Chinese arithmetic.
Me: That's because you're reading it upside-down.
A hearty laugh was had.