What do you call a hen thatโ€™s good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

๐Ÿ‘︎ 100
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ktbugrl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call an arithmetic tutor?

A math dealer.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Zealousideal_Ad8934
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Houseflies are arithmetic-whizzes.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Iamexceptional
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What type of snake is best at arithmetic?

An adder.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rossum81
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Where did the boulder go to learn its arithmetic?

The School of Hard Rocks

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SparkyYes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
How do you teach a clock basic arithmetic?

You make every second count.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/louisng114
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If you're afraid, you should do arithmetic.

There is safety in numbers.

Adapted from the dadliest Dinosaur Comics.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ryy0
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Anasthetic puns make me numb,

But arithmetic puns make me number

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JamesIgnatius27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My father and space travel...

I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/z-2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I got my dad with a joke, it was a piece of cake.

We were in the kitchen after dinner and my dad was messing around with a store-bought pineapple upside-down cake for dessert.

Dad (Trying to read the label): I can't read this thing it's like Chinese arithmetic.

Me: That's because you're reading it upside-down.

A hearty laugh was had.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bigboidmoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Dad on constipation

"It's a lot like arithmetic: you can work it out with a pencil"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bootywhistler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.