A list of puns related to "Arithmetic"

What do you call a hen thatโs good at arithmetic?

A mathamachicken

What do you call an arithmetic tutor?

A math dealer.

Houseflies are arithmetic-whizzes.

What type of snake is best at arithmetic?

An adder.

Where did the boulder go to learn its arithmetic?

The School of Hard Rocks

How do you teach a clock basic arithmetic?

You make every second count.

If you're afraid, you should do arithmetic.

There is safety in numbers.

Adapted from the dadliest Dinosaur Comics.

Anasthetic puns make me numb,

But arithmetic puns make me number

I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

My father and space travel...

I have been watching our 'tax payer funded' spaceman Major Tim Peake's intergalactic adventures with very limited interest and have done some some pretty basic arithmetic. The ISS is 250 miles above the Earth,and Tim and his spaceman mates took off at 11am -ish, and it took 7 hrs to get there. Fuck me that is just a little over 35 mph, my first car an mk1 escort would have got there quicker!

I got my dad with a joke, it was a piece of cake.

We were in the kitchen after dinner and my dad was messing around with a store-bought pineapple upside-down cake for dessert.

Dad (Trying to read the label): I can't read this thing it's like Chinese arithmetic.

Me: That's because you're reading it upside-down.

A hearty laugh was had.

Dad on constipation

"It's a lot like arithmetic: you can work it out with a pencil"

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