Most math puns aren't very funny

But sum are

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π€︎ u/PaleoGamer
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Math puns are

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π€︎ u/junior_bqx2
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Math puns are a sine of a big problem.
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π€︎ u/chocolaterush
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Math puns!
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Made a math pun birthday card for my wife! reddit.com/gallery/jd0rsm
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π€︎ u/ZorkianGrue
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Math puns are the first sine of madness
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π€︎ u/yesandno-2003
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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

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π€︎ u/ikennaezeee
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Math pun.
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π€︎ u/DSpeed4s
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Fun with Math pun
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π€︎ u/almostlikeu
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Math Pun

We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.

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π€︎ u/ResidentReward
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Math puns
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π€︎ u/GingerManBearPig
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Not all Math puns are terrible, just sum imgur.com/gjgdYGT
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π€︎ u/Freudian-Sips
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Math puns...
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π€︎ u/CoyoteDreemurr
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math puns

Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.

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π€︎ u/AlphaAxel
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Math puns are the first sin(madness)
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π€︎ u/asrapg
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Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.

What kind of math do birds use?

Owl-gebra

What kind of math does a farmer use?

Cow-culus

What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?

A-wrist-metic

Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?

Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?

Malt-iplication

If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?

Sub-track-tion

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π€︎ u/SkipperXIV
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Math puns don't make sense to me

They just don't seem to add up

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π€︎ u/Thegod999
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A fruity math pun imgur.com/6Lrbkga
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π€︎ u/N-Slash
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I just thought of a maths pun

let's see if it works out.

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π€︎ u/Okalukato
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Math puns getting out of hand
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π€︎ u/Sir_Wheat_Thins
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Some math puns for the nerds reddit.com/r/funny/commenβ¦
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π€︎ u/willie_jeng
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Got any math pun about drugs ....

I would think of one but things just aren't adding up in my head.

Okay there is my terrible attempt , but having a small contest at my office involving being drug free. We are a math department so math involved in the pun would be a huge plus. (See what I did there), thanks guys any suggestions would be a great addition to mine .

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π€︎ u/MeowMeow806
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Maths teacher made this joke the other day: maths puns are the first sine of madness.

Resulted in many groans.

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π€︎ u/luketheawesome1
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have \$8.40.

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π€︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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π€︎ u/JayZGatsby
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I wanted to date my math teacher....

I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.

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My uncle was a math teacher.

When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.

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π€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
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I have a math joke

but I am 2Β² to tell you

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"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...

"Well, at least you could try."

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π€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What type of flower is the best at math?

Sumflowers

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π€︎ u/God_of_Pumpkins
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My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

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π€︎ u/DragonHeinie
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What do you call a strawberry in math?

A berry-able.

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π€︎ u/Seyasoya
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What do you call a bug that can do math

A arithme-tick

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π€︎ u/SimilarThought9
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What do you call it when there is nothing on your math homework?

No problem!

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π€︎ u/General_Hyde
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When I needed a loan and didnβt have collateral, I called up my math teacher.

She was able to cosine.

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I tried to teach my cat math

But he said he couldn't make heads or tails of it

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What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

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Why was the math book so sad?

It had a lot of problems

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π€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
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I have an idea for a math tutoring service.
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π€︎ u/maxcellane0us
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Why was the math teacher late to work?

She took the rhombus.

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π€︎ u/babydluv21
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Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

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π€︎ u/GrayWolf85
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Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

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π€︎ u/Dongwaffler
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Not all math puns are terrible, just sum.
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π€︎ u/legend72
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Not all math puns are funny.

Just sum.

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π€︎ u/farrukhsshah
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Not all math puns are lame...

Just sum

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π€︎ u/MrMatt88
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Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

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π€︎ u/ikennaezeee
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My math puns are prime!
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π€︎ u/TysonPlett
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Not all Math puns are awful.

Just sum.

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π€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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