But sum are
The first sine of madness!
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We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.
Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
They just don't seem to add up
let's see if it works out.
I would think of one but things just aren't adding up in my head.
Okay there is my terrible attempt , but having a small contest at my office involving being drug free. We are a math department so math involved in the pun would be a huge plus. (See what I did there), thanks guys any suggestions would be a great addition to mine .
Maths teacher made this joke the other day: maths puns are the first sine of madness.
Resulted in many groans.
Iβd have $8.40.
How mean!
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
but I am 2Β² to tell you
"Well, at least you could try."
Sumflowers
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
A berry-able.
A arithme-tick
No problem!
She was able to cosine.
But he said he couldn't make heads or tails of it
A calcu-gator
It had a lot of problems
She took the rhombus.
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
I finally worked it out.
Just sum.
Just sum
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Just sum.
