We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.
Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.
What kind of math do birds use?
What kind of math does a farmer use?
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
They just don't seem to add up
let's see if it works out.
I would think of one but things just aren't adding up in my head.
Okay there is my terrible attempt , but having a small contest at my office involving being drug free. We are a math department so math involved in the pun would be a huge plus. (See what I did there), thanks guys any suggestions would be a great addition to mine .
Maths teacher made this joke the other day: maths puns are the first sine of madness.
Resulted in many groans.
I’d have $8.40.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.
"Well, at least you could try."
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
She was able to cosine.
But he said he couldn't make heads or tails of it
It had a lot of problems
She took the rhombus.
When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.
I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"
I said, "I don't see a problem here."
He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.
I finally worked it out.