A list of puns related to "Maths"

Most math puns aren't very funny

But sum are

Math puns are

The first sine of madness!

Math puns are a sine of a big problem.

Math puns!

Math puns are the first sine of madness

Made a math pun birthday card for my wife! reddit.com/gallery/jd0rsm

Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

Math pun.

Fun with Math pun

Math puns

Math Pun

We know that 6 was afraid of 7 since 7 ate 9 but why did 7 eat 9 in the first place. Because it wanted 3 square meals a day.

Not all Math puns are terrible, just sum imgur.com/gjgdYGT

Math puns...

math puns

Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame they'll never meet.

Here is a series of increasingly terrible math puns.

What kind of math do birds use?

Owl-gebra

What kind of math does a farmer use?

Cow-culus

What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?

A-wrist-metic

Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?

Ad-dish-on

Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?

Malt-iplication

If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?

Sub-track-tion

Math puns don't make sense to me

They just don't seem to add up

A fruity math pun imgur.com/6Lrbkga

I just thought of a maths pun

let's see if it works out.

Math puns getting out of hand

Some math puns for the nerds reddit.com/r/funny/commenβ¦

Got any math pun about drugs ....

I would think of one but things just aren't adding up in my head.

Okay there is my terrible attempt , but having a small contest at my office involving being drug free. We are a math department so math involved in the pun would be a huge plus. (See what I did there), thanks guys any suggestions would be a great addition to mine .

Maths dadjoke

Maths teacher made this joke the other day: maths puns are the first sine of madness.

Resulted in many groans.

If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iβd have $8.40.

My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

I wanted to date my math teacher....

I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.

I have a math joke

but I am 2Β² to tell you

My uncle was a math teacher.

When he retired, he bought a boat and named it Aftermath.

"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...

"Well, at least you could try."

What type of flower is the best at math?

Sumflowers

My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

What do you call a strawberry in math?

A berry-able.

What do you call a bug that can do math

A arithme-tick

What do you call it when there is nothing on your math homework?

No problem!

When I needed a loan and didnβt have collateral, I called up my math teacher.

She was able to cosine.

I tried to teach my cat math

But he said he couldn't make heads or tails of it

What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?

A calcu-gator

Why was the math book so sad?

It had a lot of problems

I have an idea for a math tutoring service.

Why was the math teacher late to work?

She took the rhombus.

Got a math assignment from my teacher the other day...

When I glanced over the assignment , I noticed one of the problems was missing.

I waved down the teacher, and he came over and said, "Everything looking good?"

I said, "I don't see a problem here."

He looked at me and said, "Great!" and walked away.

Iβve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...

I finally worked it out.

Not all math puns are terrible, just sum.

Not all math puns are funny.

Just sum.

Not all math puns are lame...

Just sum

Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...

Number

My math puns are prime!

Not all Math puns are awful.

Just sum.

My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...

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