A list of puns related to "Trigonometry"

Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....

.....the mammothematician.

Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?

Because they know sine language!

I just failed my trigonometry test...

It's because I don't understand sine language.

I don't like jokes about math, especially trigonometry

It always makes me cosec tired

This guy just approached me and wonβt leave me alone until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I donβt know what his angle is.

My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

If trigonometry scares you...

Just call out for your guardian angle.

I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

Don't even get me started talking about trigonometry.

I always go off on a tangent.

I told my son if he passed his trigonometry test I'd help him get a car

Looks like i have to cosine for a new car today!

Why am I making trigonometry jokes?

Cos I can

Why did the priest refuse to learn trigonometry?

Because it is full of sin

A trigonometry class

Thank you for attending;

Tan Q for attending;

Sin Q/Cos Q for attending

I'd make a joke about trigonometry, but...

I keep going off on a tangent.

My doctor told me that his job is easy because he can heal all of his patients with trigonometry.

He has a sinecure.

What does buying a house and trigonometry have in common?

you have to sine and cosine

How is Facebook like Trigonometry?

It's all about finding exes.

My son has to save the world with Trigonometry.

I told him the Theta the universe depends on it.

I'd tell you a trigonometry joke, but I don't wanna get off-tangent.

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

Why donβt Christians like trigonometry?

Because they donβt like to sine.

I don't understand what the church has against trigonometry.

And they only forgive sin but not cos or tan.

Basic Trigonometry revisited. imgur.com/bgvj6GJ

How is trigonometry like the aftermath of a food fight?

There's pi(e) everywhere.

My trigonometry teacher dad-joked me today.

Me: "Have you ever taught calculus?" Him: "No, I haven't done calculus in 25 years." Me: "Well do you know how to derive?" Him: "Yeah but I don't like to drink and derive."

Some guy just approached me and refused to leave until I solve a trigonometry problem.

I have no idea what his angle is.

I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

Why was the deaf man so bad at Trigonometry?

Because he didn't know sine language.

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