Why don’t Germans teach algebra in school?

Nobody can understand the Bavariables!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourpaljenkins
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I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Relationships are a lot like algebra....

You look at your X and wonder Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
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A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What kind of algebra teachers are positive

The ones with absolute values

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MtxJosh
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My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...

there are just too many variables involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
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Why is knowing algebra so important?

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepootastrophy
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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Pirates Love Algebra

Because x marks the spot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YepBackAtIt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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From my linear algebra textbook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaleTheBread
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The only bra that matters is Algebra.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Someone deleted their algebra work

There was no real solution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-cowboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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My math teacher was really particular. She loved doing statistics and algebra....

But graphing is where she drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santafesmike
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I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dear algebra, stop asking us to help find your x...

...she left you and I don’t know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mature-carrot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I’ll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManDude12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Algebra the Great was the king of Mathedonia
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebraltar06
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I don’t understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cringelord123456
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I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
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I have done a total of 3,167 Algebra II problems in my life.

I know because I keep a log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyxlor
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Dear algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back, and don't ask y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopMinotaur
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The Romans must have sucked at Algebra.

Because X is always 10.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Do you know why Romans were bad at algebra?

Because they always ended up with X equals 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSKING444
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I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radxwolf
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My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftguy01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Dadjoked my Algebra I students

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"

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What do you call an Algebra teacher that does magic on the side?

A math-magician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lindseyloowhoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Algebra.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrollfaceTooPro
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Why did the Mathematician take meth during an Algebra contest?

Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sych224
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"You know kids, back in the day, my rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class."

"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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My Algebra joke I popped in class today

Me : Why do I need glasses to do math?

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because it helps with Division

Whole Class: Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lextremelynooby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2015
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Why should I learn algebra?

I've no intention of ever going there..

(Credit : The great Billy Connoly)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RivalSon
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My Algebra 2 teacher is the king of dad jokes.

Just today, as class was ending and everyone was waiting for the bell, a student asked him if he had any daughters. He then said "Not on me, no" and maintained eye contact with astonishing conviction. He's great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuck-It-I-Tried
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Algebra...

A weapon of math destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-ME_YOUR-DREAMS
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I dadjoked my algebra teacher

Professor: Students always tell me they're scared of math and I can't find why!

Me: Set "x" to zero

Professor: What?

Me: You said you can't find "y"

It was hard to hear his response over the sound of eyes rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grantbob
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We were talking about Algebra last night.

We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.

Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."

With the biggest grin on his face.

Hur hur hur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlahYourHamster
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I Don't Trust My Freshmen Algebra Students

They're always plotting something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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Dad Joked by my Algebra teacher

Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Her: "I sure hope so. Give it a shot, bud!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhialdyn
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Linear Algebra Dad joke

Did you hear about the movie where Neo discovered who he was?

It was called:

|1000|

|0100|

|0010|

|0001|

Turns out he was the determinant of the diagonal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_dumbello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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Algebra teachers

In algebra two we are learning about arc length, circumference, and pi.

Student: So...who made pi?

Teacher: Betty Crocker.

I was the only that laughed and the entire class had the most confused look on their faces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ego_max
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
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Relationships are a lot like algebra

You look at your X and wonder Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CornFlaek46
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Why were the Romans so bad with algebra?

They always ended up with X equals 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSKING444
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