A list of puns related to "Algebra"

Why donβt Germans teach algebra in school?

Nobody can understand the Bavariables!

I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.

But I reached my limit with Calculus.

Relationships are a lot like algebra....

You look at your X and wonder Y.

A girl trying to hook up with a mathematician took an algebra class to impress him

It's the thot that counts

Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus,

But graphing is where I draw the line.

What kind of algebra teachers are positive

The ones with absolute values

My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...

there are just too many variables involved.

Why is knowing algebra so important?

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

Pirates Love Algebra

Because x marks the spot

From my linear algebra textbook

The only bra that matters is Algebra.

Someone deleted their algebra work

There was no real solution

My math teacher was really particular. She loved doing statistics and algebra....

But graphing is where she drew the line.

I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.

But calculus is where I reached my limit.

Dear algebra, stop asking us to help find your x...

...she left you and I donβt know y.

Iβll do algebra and geometry

But graphing is where I draw the line

Algebra the Great was the king of Mathedonia

I donβt understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.

I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry...

But graphing is where I draw the line!

I have done a total of 3,167 Algebra II problems in my life.

I know because I keep a log.

Dear algebra,

Please stop asking us to find your x.

She's never coming back, and don't ask y.

The Romans must have sucked at Algebra.

Because X is always 10.

Do you know why Romans were bad at algebra?

Because they always ended up with X equals 10

I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus...

But graphing is where I draw the line.

My geometry teacher said that he had to take linear algebra in college

He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward

Dadjoked my Algebra I students

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so *mean*!"

What do you call an Algebra teacher that does magic on the side?

A math-magician.

Algebra.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

Why did the Mathematician take meth during an Algebra contest?

Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.

"You know kids, back in the day, my rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class."

"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."

My Algebra joke I popped in class today

Me : Why do I need glasses to do math?

Teacher: Why?

Me: Because it helps with Division

Whole Class: **Groan**

Always get my Algebra class with the last problem on the board

The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"

"10Q!"

"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "

They fall for it three or four times per year.

Why should I learn algebra?

I've no intention of ever going there..

(Credit : The great Billy Connoly)

My Algebra 2 teacher is the king of dad jokes.

Just today, as class was ending and everyone was waiting for the bell, a student asked him if he had any daughters. He then said "Not on me, no" and maintained eye contact with astonishing conviction. He's great.

Algebra...

A weapon of math destruction.

I dadjoked my algebra teacher

Professor: Students always tell me they're scared of math and I can't find why!

Me: Set "x" to zero

Professor: What?

Me: You said you can't find "y"

It was hard to hear his response over the sound of eyes rolling

We were talking about Algebra last night.

We were talking about the use of algebra since leaving school.

Me: "But why do we need to know algebra?!" Him: "Because 'Why' equals something."

With the biggest grin on his face.

Hur hur hur.

I Don't Trust My Freshmen Algebra Students

They're always plotting something.

Dad Joked by my Algebra teacher

Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?"

Her: "I sure hope so. Give it a shot, bud!"

Linear Algebra Dad joke

Did you hear about the movie where Neo discovered who he was?

It was called:

|1000|

|0100|

|0010|

|0001|

Turns out he was the determinant of the diagonal.

Algebra teachers

In algebra two we are learning about arc length, circumference, and pi.

Student: So...who made pi?

Teacher: Betty Crocker.

I was the only that laughed and the entire class had the most confused look on their faces.

Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

Relationships are a lot like algebra

You look at your X and wonder Y

Why were the Romans so bad with algebra?

They always ended up with X equals 10

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