Buy-no-meal theorem.
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
Nobody can understand the Bavariables!
You look at your X and wonder Y.
It's the thot that counts
My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
But graphing is where I draw the line.
The ones with absolute values
Because x was always 10.
there are just too many variables involved.
So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.
There was no real solution
But graphing is where she drew the line.
...she left you and I don’t know y.
Please stop asking us to find your x.
She's never coming back, and don't ask y.
Boo-lean Algebra
Because X is always 10.
I know because I keep a log.
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
Because they always ended up with X equals 10
Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:
Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?
Student 1: You gave him more homework?
Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.
Student 2: Uh...even more homework?
Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"
It’s all Greek to me.
He said it was difficult but it sounds pretty straightforward
A math-magician.
My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.
Because he needed to solve the problems with speed.
Me : Why do I need glasses to do math?
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because it helps with Division
Whole Class: Groan
"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."
The problem (or some part of it) will let me ask: "How much is 5Q and 5Q?"
"10Q!"
"You're welcome. Okay, one more problem . . . "
They fall for it three or four times per year.
My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.
You look at your X and wonder Y
But calculus is where I reached my limit.
But graphing is where I draw the line
But graphing is where I draw the line!
But graphing is where I draw the line.
They always ended up with X equals 10
