Integer puns
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/nebraskasurplus
šŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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My child recently told me that their gender can't be expressed by an integer fraction,

I'm supportive but that just seems irrational.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BigGayDinosaurs
šŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I spent all day explaining integers to my kid

turns out, there's no point to it.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ailyara
šŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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All the other numbers didn't like the first integer lower than 0.

He was a negative one.

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šŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call it when you add two integers?

Edit: whoops, looks like its only for mobile

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/cookie4524
šŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What are the chances that we can add all the integers from 1 to a 100?

Iā€™d say, 50 50.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed

Iā€™d have $8.40.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
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What did 2n+1 say to 2n?

I literally can't even

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/plainrane
šŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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Do you know what's odd?

Half of all integers.

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šŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I used to be in a band called 1023mb

we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere

*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/akjohnston87
šŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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my dad made a great observation...

all the math teachers were pregnant at my middle school, and i remember asking my dad why.

dad: "because they like to multiply"

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