To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
I have a friend named Kelvin, but we always call him 'absolute zero'...
...because he dropped out of college.
Zero-degree Kelvin.
Did you hear about the guy who got frozen to absolute zero?
I went to astronaut school but flunked the zero-gravitas test.
What did zero say to eight?
Got this new book about zero gravity
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
A scientist once froze himself at absolute zero.
My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.
Did you know that the Type O was actually meant to be Type Zero but....
It was misread to be Type O blood. I guess you could call it a typo.
A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
To the mathematicians to thought of zero
This one goes out to whoever invented the zero
My buddy Lee asked me if I knew what zero degrees Kelvin was called ...
My response, “absolutely”
...But it died a death and got zero upvotes !!
Came here before to post a time travel joke...
Edit : Apologies in advance if you're reading this as a repost from tomorrow
Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.
My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker
He really did a number on me
Antarctica has zero COVID cases
My kid thought I should be impressed that she made a zero out of a twist tie.
I told her she’s 7, she should know that means nothing.
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
Recently a man was cooled down to absolute zero...
What did the scientists say while freezing at absolute zero?
Did you hear about the guy who cooled to absolute zero ?
What do you call a whole grain that’s zero calories but is rarely used?
To the guy that invented zero
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did Zero say to Eight?
To the guy who invented the number zero:
What did the zero say to the eight?
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
What did the zero say to the eight?
My wife just accused me of having zero empathy.
I don’t understand how she can feel that way.
My wife is always accusing me of having zero empathy.
I just don’t understand why she feels that way.
Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?
To the guy who invented zero
What did the zero say to the eight?
What did zero say to eight?
To the man who invented zero
What did the zero tell the eight?
What did zero say to the eight?
What did the number Zero say to number Eight?
To the guy who invented zero
I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero
To the guy who invented zero
To the guy that invented zero:
To the guy who invented zero:
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