What does a grammatically-correct, upside-down owl inquire?
You do realize that it's biblically correct for a man to make the coffee. Haven't you ever read the book,
I started a job watching hourglasses just to check if the correct amount of time was passing for them.
But recently I’ve been bringing in model airplanes so I can make the hourglasses passengers and watch time fly.
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
The guy who invented auto-correct passed away today.
i just learn that sorry is improper grammar and that the correct way to say it is i'm sorry
It might not be politically correct to say this....
...but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
Why are there no politically correct motor-sports fans?
PC-people don't see race.
Helping the postman get this to the correct address
If 90° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
this is the correct place
What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
The inventor of auto correct died last week...
I said "kansas" like "kansaw" like you know, how "arkansas" is pronounced, and once my bf told me the truth, i spent my life seeing who would correct me and it wasnt suprising.
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
Why won't a signwriter ever correct their work?
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says “Hey look! A whole flock of cows!” My uncle corrects him: “Herd of cows...”
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
My kid has a toy set of different biblical characters, but one started talking and now it condescendingly corrects me all the time...
...what a little Noah doll.
Apparently the inventor of auto-correct has died.
His funeral is next monkey.
This is the only correct spelling
If your phone auto corrects "fuck" to "duck," it's okay to keep it...
It's still fowl language.
The man who invented auto correct has died
His funfair is on Sundial at moon.
Correct spelling for DRILL?
Correct English...
Eric Morecombe: "Who's that lady I seen you with last night?"
Ernie Wise: "You mean 'I saw'"!
Eric Morecombe:" Sorry - Who's that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
Chinese Restaurant owner is correct in more than one way. [X-POST]
Since Ilium was another name of Troy, and -ad means "story of" in Ancient Greek, the correct translation of Iliad would be:
It may not be politically correct to say this,..
But the US Presidential Elections are being held today.
A doctor, who was just newly a dad, decided to give a medical school lecture on the human reproductive system and what he learned throughout his partner's pregnancy. When a student asked what the correct pronunciation of ovaries is, he shrugged and said:
I talked to a lawyer about suing for the doctor cutting off the wrong leg in my surgery before they cut off the correct one.
The lawyer said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
What job has the most grammatically correct people?
People who make games because they are pro-grammars
Did you hear about the politically correct person that was trampled?
He was trying to cross the street during a marathon. He died because he couldn't see race
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him
so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
It might not be politically correct for me to say this..
..but Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
What do you call an Asian man who always has the correct change?
It is okay if autocorrect corrects "fuck" to "duck"
It is still fowl language
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