Whoever created autocorrect,
Autocorrect has saved my sanity.
I'm the typo person that hates grammatical errors.
The man who invented autocorrect has died
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect....
Then they fried me for no raisin.
Even if Autocorrect changes "Fuck" to "Duck"...
...Its still considered fowl language
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
He made a pun out of an autocorrect situation
I hate autocorrect
It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
The person who invented 'autocorrect' walks into a barn
I quit using autocorrect.
What is autocorrect main function?
I heard the creator of autocorrect died
I didn’t even know he was I’ll
I hate autocorrect
If it changes one more thing I’ll go ducking crazy
Autocorrect screws up so much, I'm just fresh out of ducks to give.
I was writing a text, and Autocorrect changed “killed” to “kilt”.
Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
Autocorrect was my pal on this one
My girlfriend was texting me from a different city and said "The weather app said it would be cold today yet it's ducking 73 out here and I'm wearing a sweater."
I hit her with the "Geese babe, that seriously isn't pheasant at all..."
No, that's not autocorrect...
Dear autocorrect,
I'm getting real tired of your shirt.
(Change to "of you messing up my tests" for a more wholesome dad like joke ?)
Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
Why do phones autocorrect f*ck to duck?
They can identify fowl language.
The man who invented autocorrect has passed away
His family will be holding a private funfair necks monkey
Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.
It was suggested I post here.
Did you know autocorrect was invented by an atheist?
The inventor of autocorrect has died
As a dyslexic, having autocorrect is both a blessing and a cruise.
The reason why your phone autocorrects to “ducking” is because robots
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
I sent out a text with the word "diorama" in it, but my phone's autocorrect switched it to diarrhea.
I swear, this shit just writes itself.
Texting my sister when autocorrect decided to step in
Me: I just go on reddit during my breaks. I find it a good way to pass time on my phone without using heaps of data like tumblr does
Sister: That's true.. but I mainly just read fanfics
Me: I'm trying to not read fabrics bc I have so many books to read
Sister: Lol you read fabrics?
Me: Nah, reddit has better threads than fabrics
Thank you, autocorrect!
GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."
Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".
I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’
You’re still using fowl language.
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo
I hate autocorrect
It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo
If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
Autocorrect...
Makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.
The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.
The funfair is nest work.
Autocorrect makes me say things
It is okay if autocorrect corrects "fuck" to "duck"
It is still fowl language
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