Need your help naming my cat!
Hi pun-masters!
I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.
The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!
I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!
I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!
Thanks in advance!
The right way of flirting
They just don’t taste right!
Constitutional rights at stake.
You're damn right it will
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
It’s funny cause it’s true.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
Little miss muffet had the right of whey
I met my wife in Korea. I knew right away..
Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, “Hey, you missed a right!”
I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
Well I walked right into that one didn't I
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard
Feel free to disagree, that’s just my two scents.
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...
If you cut your right butt cheek...
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
"You wanna cook the pasta right,"
"Or I'll-dente my teeth."
Brought to you by my dad.
I told my daughter when she was whining to me about her new boyfriend... ‘Don’t complain about the road you’re on right now’
My 11 year old and I were coming out of a store and someone just parked right next to our car.
She said. Our cars aren’t social distancing! You don’t want them to get ...CARona virus do you?
Proud moment.
Did you hear of the poor chap who lost his Right buttocks in an accident?
All his best days are now left behind.
What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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