Did you hear about the English teacher that was rightfully convicted?
Need your help naming my cat!
Hi pun-masters!
I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.
The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!
I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!
I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!
Thanks in advance!
The right way of flirting
They just don’t taste right!
Constitutional rights at stake.
You're damn right it will
I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing street names right off the posts.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
My left nut thinks it's much better than my right nut...
He can be very egotesticle.
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
It’s funny cause it’s true.
You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
Where ever my dad is right now I'm sure he's looking down at me
He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I’m in Tampa bay right now and they’re selling corn on the cob...
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
Our neighbour's 6 year old son was sleeping in their house, I've seen it and called the Cops right away
What is the most sought after nation right now?
Little miss muffet had the right of whey
I met my wife in Korea. I knew right away..
I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, “Hey, you missed a right!”
I said, “Thanks babe. You Mrs. Right!”
"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
Well I walked right into that one didn't I
My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard
Feel free to disagree, that’s just my two scents.
I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...
If you cut your right butt cheek...
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
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