Need your help naming my cat!
Hi pun-masters!
I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! Itโs a grey\white Maine coon male.
The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called ยซย Sean Cooneryย ยป, I thought it was adorable!
Iโm not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldnโt mind helping me a little!
I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!
Thanks in advance!
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The right way of flirting
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They just donโt taste right!
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Constitutional rights at stake.
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heโs right!
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You're damn right it will
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I was going to add a pun here but can't think of any right now
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The right to bear arms
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My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and Iโm happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Get your physics right
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Merve right here
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My left nut thinks it's much better than my right nut...
He can be very egotesticle.
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r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
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Itโs funny cause itโs true.
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Where ever my dad is right now I'm sure he's looking down at me
He's not dead or anything, just very condescending.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
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Our neighbour's 6 year old son was sleeping in their house, I've seen it and called the Cops right away
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My wife said, โYou really have no sense of direction, do you?โ
I said, โWhere did that come from?โ
Edit: Thanks for the love. Iโm right speechless.
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What is the most sought after nation right now?
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Little miss muffet had the right of whey
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I met my wife in Korea. I knew right away..
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I was driving absentmindedly and my wife suddenly said, โHey, you missed a right!โ
I said, โThanks babe. You Mrs. Right!โ
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"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?" I chuckled, "No son, it wouldn't be right." He sighed...
"Well, at least you could try."
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Why do people from the alt right only eat fresh food?
- Because they hate left overs
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I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
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What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
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I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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Well I walked right into that one didn't I
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I only like two deodorants, Sure and Right Guard
Feel free to disagree, thatโs just my two scents.
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My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just canโt afford granite right now.
I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.
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Right of passage!
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I think Harry would like an order of wings right about now...
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My barista didnโt filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
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Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
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The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...
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Which kidney to take?
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He's right you know
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If you cut your right butt cheek...
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What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
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I can't think about buying any stupid pure freshly squeezed juice right now.
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I don't think Marine Biology is the right major for me.
My grades are below C-level
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You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells
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If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
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