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Right Hand Puns

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If you cut off your left hand, your right hand will be left.
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👤︎ u/araitisaname
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is the Inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now?

Rubbing his hands

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👤︎ u/Chriller1122
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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I broke 2 fingers on my right hand today

On the other hand everything is OK.

Happy Fathers Day everybody

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👤︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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The baby sheep got out of their pen and I impulsively grabbed a sheep with my right hand and a sheep with my left...

I guess I'm just lambidextrous...

I'll show y'all to the door.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I accidentally cut off my right hand today

I don't feel right

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👤︎ u/Plane_Garbage
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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If you cut your left hand, your right hand will be left.

Similar to... cutting both your left arm and leg makes you alright...

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👤︎ u/Hzardous_
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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I’m debating whether to write “YES” on my left hand and “NO” on my right hand.

I mean, on the one hand, yes, but on the other hand, no.

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👤︎ u/mrgeekXD
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you have if you have a snowball in your right and a snowball in your left hand?

Frosty's full and undivided attention!

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👤︎ u/BeerBearBar
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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You have to hand it to the person who thought up the "I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrous" joke ...

And I imagine you wouldn't have much left if you'd foot the bill for infringement of copy'right'.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Student with a cast on his arm walks in to class and says “I can’t write with my right hand today.”

I ask, can you left with your left hand?

Many students gave me props for the dad joke. One student said I sound like their dad. While I have no kids of my own, I’m glad I get to practice my dad jokes on my students.

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👤︎ u/chrono116
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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and If she cuts her left hand her right hand is left...
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Mar 18 2018
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I once tried to vault a bin, but my hands went right in.

I felt rubbish.

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👤︎ u/judansuki
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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For deer hunting do you use your right hand or left hand to pull the trigger?

Either or, I'm bambidextrous.

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👤︎ u/thevectorvictor
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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I burnt my left hand just before a test, but luckily I don't right with it.
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👤︎ u/Lost1010
📅︎ Sep 30 2015
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What do you have if you have 3 oranges and 4 apples in your left hand and 4 oranges and 3 apples in your right hand?

Big hands

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👤︎ u/FuddaMudda
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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There was once a race of people with no right hands, arm legs or feet. We have no trace of them today because...

they left.

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👤︎ u/Joeisthinking
📅︎ May 03 2014
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Well, on the one hand your right,

and on the other, your left.

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👤︎ u/InfernoBourne
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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What can you hold in your left hand that you can't hold in your right hand?

Your right hand

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👤︎ u/98whitewings
📅︎ May 08 2018
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On the other hand, the left glove is the right one.
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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ May 04 2017
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