My extremely low effort drawn out pun. What’s it trying to say?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Slayer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Out-punned by an experienced dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Cardboard cut out puns

Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!

So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"

"I'm board ... cardboard"

"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"

"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeishaJane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Food truck rolling out puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayfuson_Vong
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleverusername531
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...

I guess I have to keep holding it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.

You just have to listen varicosely.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Two Deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says

β€œI can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeezyClaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I'll see myself out 🀣
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was figuring out what career path I should take.

Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My printer was making music so I checked it out.

The paper was jamming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrokeMyAxe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I tried dating a communist, but it didn’t work out.

There were too many red flags.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?

Brrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I just found out that Einstein was a real person...

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Easiest way to flush them out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toasty_MarshAG
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I've offered my elderly neighbour $20 to try out her stair lift.

I think she's going to take me up on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I figured out why Teslas are so expensive.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A midget stumbles out of the bar...

He was a little drunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The hardest part for someone when coming out

Saying it with a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komirade666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him.

Dad: Give me your best knock knock joke. Or jokes. Do it when you can no rush.

Me: Does it have to be a knock knock joke or can it be any joke?

Dad: Knock Knock.

Me: Who’s there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NC0828
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I’ll see myself out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamtheliquor__
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...

Can you smell carrots?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckYourNostrils
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I made a belt out of watches

It was a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-RedContinum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Snowman family be chilling out here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do buffalo do when they run out of bread?

They go to the store to bison.

:D :D :D :D :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eurydicesdreams
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.

I was parsley correct.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What kind of horses only come out at night?

Nightmares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arish666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer

She said "This isn't working out."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I was at a hotel and asked the front desk to switch my pillow out with one filled with feathers...

...It was a down grade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RivetJoint08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2 Β²

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My printer was making music so I checked it out

Turns out the paper was jamming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoshi_hopps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I figured out why teslas cost so much.

It’s because they charge a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitasketball
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the utilities closet?

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowley25
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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