A list of puns related to "Reveal"
Because you must first veal before you can reveal.
And yes, I just said this to my wife. She can't wait until our kids are teenagers and I can tell these jokes in front of their friends.
They had a little boy.
Bernie.
real hot right now.
Boy, I’m gonna blow up
My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.
One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.
Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, “Do you have a name for the baby yet?”
My brother replies, “Yeah. Liana Noelle.”
Everyone starts to “Ooohhh” and “Ahhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.
Then after a moment I shout, “How the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”
Apparently it refers to the baby.
It was great, but I can’t work out why I was the only naked person there.
Because of the unusually high Mercury content.
I can report that they are having an owl
He said, I'll keep an eye out for it.
...he was a Solo Child.
But I'm polite, I only look at the covered parts
It’s a KOI!
What do you mean? It’s a grill.
He tried to do it squid pro quo.
He said, "It's either a boy or a girl"
They're calling it the New NES memo
My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.
One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.
Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, “Do you have a name for the baby yet?”
My brother replies, “Yeah. Liana Noelle.”
Everyone starts to “Ooohhh” and “Ahhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.
Then after a moment I shout, “How the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”
Edit (10/22/2014): Probably won't be seen or noticed by anyone, but my baby niece was just born today! She's on the opposite side of the country, but I can't wait to meet her!
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