Vegans and Vegetarians can not have gender reveal parties

Because you must first veal before you can reveal.

And yes, I just said this to my wife. She can't wait until our kids are teenagers and I can tell these jokes in front of their friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frumpybuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...

They had a little boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefan715
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Baby gender reveal at my family reunion

My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.

One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.

Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, β€œDo you have a name for the baby yet?”

My brother replies, β€œYeah. Liana Noelle.”

Everyone starts to β€œOoohhh” and β€œAhhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.

Then after a moment I shout, β€œHow the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mzahit29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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So I heard these gender reveal parties are...

real hot right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyRocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...

Boy, I’m gonna blow up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swim_and_drive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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My brother and his wife won’t speak to me following their gender reveal party.

Apparently it refers to the baby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I went to a gender reveal party the other day

It was great, but I can’t work out why I was the only naked person there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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A new study reveals that listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Neighbours outside just had a reveal party. From all the hooting and hollering after the balloon pop...

I can report that they are having an owl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50ShadesOfPalmBay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I told my pirate friend with a patch to watch for a letter I sent him that reveals the site of the gold...

He said, I'll keep an eye out for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I was shocked to see the reveal that Kylo Ren was not an only child...

...he was a Solo Child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKoke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A woman in a bikini reveals approx. 96% of her body

But I'm polite, I only look at the covered parts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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A pregnant fish is having a gender reveal party...

It’s a KOI!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_fuge
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Hosted a gender reveal for my pal, it was a cookout after a couple hours they asked when are you going to tell us the gender?

What do you mean? It’s a grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemenGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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OMG, I can't believe Trump wanted Turkey to reveal it's tactics for capturing eight-legged, two-tentacled sea creatures!!!

He tried to do it squid pro quo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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If you were to reveal your self as a furry, does it mean you came out the claw-set
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marc_20_21_02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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At my sister's gender reveal party before the announcement my dad said he already knew what it was

He said, "It's either a boy or a girl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoskid42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY

They're calling it the New NES memo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTudmoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Why am I the only person naked at this gender reveal party?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Baby gender reveal at my family reunion

My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.

One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.

Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, β€œDo you have a name for the baby yet?”

My brother replies, β€œYeah. Liana Noelle.”

Everyone starts to β€œOoohhh” and β€œAhhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.

Then after a moment I shout, β€œHow the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”


Edit (10/22/2014): Probably won't be seen or noticed by anyone, but my baby niece was just born today! She's on the opposite side of the country, but I can't wait to meet her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ted_E_Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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