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From my 8 year old: Dad, how do camels hide from predators?
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?
Because you'll always be spotted.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My brother who works in a tannery has gone missing. We haven't seen hair nor hide of him.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What does a cow use to hide itself?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Where does the drug user hide his drugs?
He stores them in the Addict.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do you hide a horse in the desert?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why canβt the leopard ever play hide and seek?
Because heβs always spotted.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours
Good friends are hard to find.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
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︎ Oct 06 2020
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Where do people go when they get hurt playing hide and seek?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
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︎ Sep 25 2020
A cheetah would never win at hide and seek
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︎ Sep 01 2020
How do elephants hide in the jungle?
They paint their balls red and hide in cherry trees.
How did Tarzan die.
He went picking cherries.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Two hospitals were playing hide-and-seek. What did one hospital say to the other?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What's the best place to hide if a murderer breaks into your house?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I saw an interview with Sean Connery about how he used to scuba dive for seafood. He said, "everytime I saw a crab or lobster with a scrap of food, it was frantically seaching for a place to hide so it could eat alone. Then I thought to myself,
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ May 02 2020
Dalmatians must hate playing hide and seek.
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︎ May 30 2020
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...
But I really struggled to find all the good players.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Iβm having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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