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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why are cheetahs bad at hide-and-seek?
Because theyβre always spotted!
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Which part of a hospital is the best place to play hide and seek?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I tried playing hide and seek in the hospital with my little kids...
...but they found me in the ICU.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
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︎ Feb 26 2021
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Whatβs the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Why canβt the leopard ever play hide and seek?
Because heβs always spotted.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
My best mates and i played a game of hide and seek, it went on for hours
Good friends are hard to find.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Where do people go when they get hurt playing hide and seek?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
A cheetah would never win at hide and seek
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Two hospitals were playing hide-and-seek. What did one hospital say to the other?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why did Loki throw a temper tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Dalmatians must hate playing hide and seek.
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︎ May 30 2020
What do you call a game of hide and seek that's in a hospital?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Hide and Seek pun
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I hate playing hide and seek with tree nuts
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Two days ago, I wanted to play hide and seek with kids but couldn't
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I want to start a championship winning hide-and-seek team...
... But good players are hard to find.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
Whatβs the best clothing for Hide and Seek?
Leather armor, because itβs made of hide
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︎ Sep 07 2019
I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.
No good, she kept Peking.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What does an Italian playing hide-and-seek say when he catches his friend, Tori?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?
Because the ducks are always Peking.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Why arenβt Giraffes good at hide and go seek?
Because theyβre always spotted.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
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︎ Oct 12 2018
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...
But I really struggled to find all the good players.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Iβm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but Iβm having a lot of trouble.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
I'm having trouble organising a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ May 02 2020
Iβm having trouble organizing a hide-and-seek league.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ May 10 2019
Why was the cheetah bad at hide and seek?
Wherever she hid she was always spotted.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek League.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Why can't dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Iβve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but itβs not easy.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jul 23 2018
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but couldnβt do it.
Good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek. Einstein is counting. Pascal runs and hides, but Newton just draws a square and sit down. Einstein opens his eyes and exclaims, "Newton, I've found you!"
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
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