Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
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So she decided to steel it
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To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
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They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
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It meant a great deal to me.
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DROP YOUR BEST PUNS FOR HISTORY DRINKING GAME
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
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I always need to console myself.
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Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
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He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
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But strangely, he kept a dictionary as the only other player. I asked him what he was doing.
He said, “Son, in this game of life, you just need to play with words to make a good dad-joke!”
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He said he didn’t want to miss any calls.
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Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.
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I also haven't played a game of tennis in over a decade.
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