Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
I wasn’t allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, ‘The Risk is too large”.
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I like to play a game that helps sort out all the bull
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
I knew a pro gamer who started testing politics simulator games
I’ve been running naked across the field at the same game for five straight years.
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
Dad leaving for his golf game
Dad: "Did you keep my two pair of pants?"
Mom: " umm but why two ?"
Dad: in case i get a hole in one
New idea for bakery name: “Game of Scones”
My friend doesn't want anyone else to know that he used to play board games a lot.
He's had a checkered past.
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
What’s frogs favourite game?
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
What was the executioner’s favorite word game
During a soccer game, one of the players hit a bird with the ball
The Referee said it was a Fowl.
The umpire at my son's baseball game kept wandering around the field and was eventually knocked out by a stray ball.
It was the fall of the roamin' umpire.
What is Canada’s national board game?
I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
I got into an argument with my video game character
He said I was too controlling.
What game do catapilars like to play?
I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
It was a bad idea to ask the chicken farmer to referee basketball games
Was playing a game of yahtzee, rolled four 2s
What do Germans call the first day of wheat harvest, and also a popular children's game where kids chase each other around a wheat field?
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
Why is trivia a mushroom’s favorite game?
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
What would a basketball game set in heaven be named?
Did you hear about the benefit hockey game for leprosy?
There was a face off in the corner.
The leper football game was cancelled.
Turns out there was a face off in the corner.
My dad saw an ad for game with heavily armed animals. He asked me what they gave the naked mole rats.
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
Whats the most popular game in North Korea?
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.