There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.

But I don't like talking about my checkered past.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
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My friend doesn't want anyone else to know that he used to play board games a lot.

He's had a checkered past.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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What is Canada’s national board game?

Sorry!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperGinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...

It's a Risk but I have to take it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.

Go figure.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rockphotog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2021
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I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....

He asked "Any Chess?"

So I said no, I'd rather go private.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2021
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I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games

He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?

Go Team!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2021
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I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.

It was trivial per suit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PythagorasJones
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18 2020
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The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.

It was a trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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A board game for doctors
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2020
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What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?

They monopolize the conversation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamayurt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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What is Apple's favorite board game?

Monopoly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirWilliamFlo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2020
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.

They said that The Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2020
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My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.

That idiot doesn't have a Clue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TequilaMockingNerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?

Rummoli

:)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_a_fly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13 2020
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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Players just can’t seem to keep their hands off this new board game..

Glue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Suprmnstr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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I didn’t realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.

But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2019
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I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.

It was a really trivial pursuit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bittapread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2019
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I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......

It was a real trivial pursuit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2019
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Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.

Police are currently looking for Clues.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2019
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I can’t find that board game anywhere.

It’s a mystery to me. I’m Clueless.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BandDirector17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2020
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What did the board game eat for breakfast?

Scrabbled eggs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rapidToothbrush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11 2020
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PattersonHoodlum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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What board game does Hitler enjoy?

Jew-manji

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TehSpockinator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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If sex were a board game

I'd be Dungeon Master

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlitaBattlePringleTM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2019
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I took my friend's board game without him noticing.

He doesn't have a Clue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2019
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Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?

Because there are always cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JohnnyMuffinham
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2019
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Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?

I guess you can say they own a monopoly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roboman5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2019
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Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?

They're a bunch of cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrunkenRabbitt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2019
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A board game walked into a bar.

The barman says, 'I'll serve you but I don't want any Trouble'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2018
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My brother received board games for his birthday!

He got a Clue and a Life! He now owns a Monopoly of board games in his house!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2019
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My friend thinks he so smart cause he owns every board game.

But he doesn't have a Clue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2018
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I’m avoiding playing board games with my family

I really don’t want to die

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whattajosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2019
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There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.

But I don't like talking about my checkered past.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2020
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I almost got caught stealing a board game today.

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bradflindo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2018
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I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a risk I was willing to take.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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What’s Canada’s favorite board game?

Sorry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stingero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.

They said that the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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Which board game can also make breakfast?

Scrabbled eggs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2019
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I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.

They said the Risk was too big.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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