I wasnβt allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, βThe Risk is too largeβ.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
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︎ May 13 2021
My friend doesn't want anyone else to know that he used to play board games a lot.
He's had a checkered past.
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︎ May 12 2021
What is Canadaβs national board game?
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︎ May 05 2021
I have an obsessive compulsion to steal a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict and conquest...
It's a Risk but I have to take it!
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I have 1000 drawings of a Japanese board game.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games. Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble....
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
The police easily caught the thief who stole a board game.
It was a trivial pursuit.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
A board game for doctors
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What does a board game maker do when discussing their ideas?
They monopolize the conversation
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What is Apple's favorite board game?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I wasnβt allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.
That idiot doesn't have a Clue.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What is Captain Morganβs fav board game to play with his family?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
π︎ 96
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Players just canβt seem to keep their hands off this new board game..
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I didnβt realize my dad used to steal board-games from the toy store.
But when I look back now, all the Clues added up.
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︎ May 12 2019
I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
π︎ 127
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︎ Jun 01 2019
Thieves broke into a Toy store and stole all their board-games.
Police are currently looking for Clues.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......
It was a real trivial pursuit
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I canβt find that board game anywhere.
Itβs a mystery to me. Iβm Clueless.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What did the board game eat for breakfast?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5β¦
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What board game does Hitler enjoy?
π︎ 2
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︎ Nov 22 2019
If sex were a board game
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldnβt agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
I took my friend's board game without him noticing.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Why shouldnβt you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
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︎ Aug 17 2019
A board game walked into a bar.
The barman says, 'I'll serve you but I don't want any Trouble'.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
My brother received board games for his birthday!
He got a Clue and a Life! He now owns a Monopoly of board games in his house!
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︎ Aug 13 2019
My friend thinks he so smart cause he owns every board game.
But he doesn't have a Clue.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 02 2020
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
π︎ 219
π
︎ Dec 25 2018
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a risk I was willing to take.
π︎ 420
π
︎ Aug 06 2018
Whatβs Canadaβs favorite board game?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
I wasnβt allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
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π
︎ Dec 15 2019
I wasnβt allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
π︎ 9
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Which board game can also make breakfast?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I wasnβt allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
π︎ 8
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︎ Aug 05 2019
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