My deaf friend: heard immunity
But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.
The World Health Organization
Because of all the matches.
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
Because they have no guts.
or else you'll get a little number.
Call me the Master of Disaster.
sectionally transmitted diseases!
Me: I don't like high risk pools...unless there are at least two life guards on duty.
(The look of disgust is something I'll cherish forever)
My mother freaks out whenever she hears him say that because she hates it and she's sick of it. I think it's hilarious.