Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
What do you call the risk of tipping $50 instead of $5?
Tipping hazard.
She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.
But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.
WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'
The World Health Organization
Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?
Because of all the matches.
My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
Why do skeletons never take any risks?
Because they have no guts.
If you are ever at risk of hypothermia, DO NOT count anything in small quantities...
or else you'll get a little number.
What do you call a vegetarian that takes risks?
Vegedarian
I want to take a master's degree in risk management.
Call me the Master of Disaster.
open at your own risk. imgur.com/bnQNDsl
When furniture shopping, I insisted that we buy a couch and lounge chair separately. We can’t risk getting...
sectionally transmitted diseases!
What cancer are anarchists at decreased risk for?
prostate
Gf: I learned a lot about insurance at work today. Specifically high risk pools.
Me: I don't like high risk pools...unless there are at least two life guards on duty.
(The look of disgust is something I'll cherish forever)
Whenever my dad encourages me to take risks and try something, he says "Seize the carp!"
My mother freaks out whenever she hears him say that because she hates it and she's sick of it. I think it's hilarious.
I was playing risk with my brother and his friend
Him: "alright, you're up."
Me: "No no no no no, this is Europe."
