What do you call the risk of tipping $50 instead of $5?

Tipping hazard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDebolisher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.

But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/intheautumnof1997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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WHO says the global risk of Coronavirus is 'moderate'

The World Health Organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbacorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?

Because of all the matches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology

He told me, β€œIf you fail at biology, you fail at life.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeezuhzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why do skeletons never take any risks?

Because they have no guts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fgeo97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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What do you call a vegetarian that takes risks?

Vegedarian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I want to take a master's degree in risk management.

Call me the Master of Disaster.

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If you are ever at risk of hypothermia, DO NOT count anything in small quantities...

or else you'll get a little number.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fortbuild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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open at your own risk. imgur.com/bnQNDsl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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When furniture shopping, I insisted that we buy a couch and lounge chair separately. We can’t risk getting...

sectionally transmitted diseases!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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What cancer are anarchists at decreased risk for?

prostate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmpony
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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Gf: I learned a lot about insurance at work today. Specifically high risk pools.

Me: I don't like high risk pools...unless there are at least two life guards on duty.

(The look of disgust is something I'll cherish forever)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loplo_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Really bad snow puns. Read at own risk.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skepticasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2011
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Whenever my dad encourages me to take risks and try something, he says "Seize the carp!"

My mother freaks out whenever she hears him say that because she hates it and she's sick of it. I think it's hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_sand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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I was playing risk with my brother and his friend

Him: "alright, you're up."

Me: "No no no no no, this is Europe."

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