I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...

It would have made him a smart Alec.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Under jeopardy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I heard Alex Trebeck's job is in Jeopardy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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That's it guy's, I'm packing up and moving to Jeopardy

I'm not to sure where it is either but the news keeps saying there's good jobs there

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Canada has launched its own version of Jeopardy.

The answers have to be in the form of an apology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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There was just a Dad Joke on Jeopardy!

The category was 3-4, the number of letters in each of the two words in the answer.

The example was: What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine.

Is Alex telling me that dadjokes is actually two words?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Being an uncle and playing with a kid in park is a huge jeopardy.

It's all relative.

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Jeopardy clue: A two letter word for a direction away from the ground

buzzer "What is up?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshaddow42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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What do you call fans of Star Trek and Jeopardy?

Trebeckies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seven1niner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Why are horses good at Jeopardy?

Because they answer in the form of equestrian.

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I didn't do too well playing Jeopardy...

I guess Jesus isn't the answer to everything.

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While watching Jeopardy...

The winner of tonight's Jeopardy's name was Denu (de-new). After it was over, I turned to my wife and said, "You know, I bet he has an older brother named De-old."

She threw a tennis ball at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hazc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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[Creative Jeopardy] This is what my Dad did to scare off my new boyfriend. [xpost /r/DailyDouble] reddit.com/r/DailyDouble/…
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Dad got me after I answered a bunch of Jeopardy questions.

Mom: You should try to go on the show, you're pretty smart.

Dad: I think his ass is smarter than his head.

Mom: Meaning he's a smartass?

Me: Get it mom? Its a pun.

Dad: No it's a bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomorepasswords
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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Watching Jeopardy...

Here's the sequence:

Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.

Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmtracy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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There was a baker on Jeopardy tonight...

Dad: "She doesn't need to win, she already makes enough dough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan1122
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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My dad watching Jeopardy

Watching Jeopardy with my mom and dad. A contestant incorrectly answers "What is Sqanto?" My dad's brilliant response, "No, its his twin brother Squinto. Get it? Because he had bad eye sight." My mom and I face palm while he laughs hysterically.

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I was just trying to enjoy watching Jeopardy with my dad...

At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.

I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"

Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcusaurelius3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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Aaron Rodgers has demanded to be traded...

His future looks to be in Jeopardy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPapaChuck73
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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So with Alex Trebek’s passing....

Is his life not in Jeopardy any more?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donotbelieveit
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Swords are overrated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-retticus
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My wife sighed, "Why does everything have to be a game with you?"

"An excellent question sweetheart!" I said. "But next time, please use the buzzer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My anti-vax neighbor's one year old has been crying a lot these days.

I think he's going through a midlife crisis.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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My buddy said "I fucking hate Mayweather"

"Dude we're only two days into it, it really hasn't been all that bad. Give it a week or two"

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Wow.. new method for Tanning
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Alex Tribek was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer

... I guess his life is in Jeopardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_hoZer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I just found out that Alex Trebek is an adrenaline junkie.

He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Girlfriend delivered this one today

The girlfriend dropped this gem on me while watching Jeopardy:

GF: Did you know that Salmonella swims up your bloodstream?

Me: What? ... No? ...

GF: Yeah, because it's Salmonella.

sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elboro5000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Did you hear about Alex Trebek?

His job's in Jeopardy...

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Coworker had this gem today

Some coworkers and I use the Jeopardy daily calendar to play Jeopardy throughout the year. The following just happened.

Me: The new category is "Geology"

Coworker: Finally, a category that rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonhtubra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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The ol' dad joke-a-roo

answering a question on Jeopardy

Me: What are dates?

Me: farts

Wife: That's gross.

Me: Yeah, I don't like dates either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drafterman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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When's Trebek Retiring?

I asked my grandpa when he thought Alex Trebek was retiring from Jeopardy.

He replied "He retires every night."

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