It would have made him a smart Alec.
I'm not to sure where it is either but the news keeps saying there's good jobs there
The answers have to be in the form of an apology.
The category was 3-4, the number of letters in each of the two words in the answer.
The example was: What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Is Alex telling me that dadjokes is actually two words?
It's all relative.
buzzer "What is up?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
Trebeckies
Because they answer in the form of equestrian.
I guess Jesus isn't the answer to everything.
The winner of tonight's Jeopardy's name was Denu (de-new). After it was over, I turned to my wife and said, "You know, I bet he has an older brother named De-old."
She threw a tennis ball at me.
Mom: You should try to go on the show, you're pretty smart.
Dad: I think his ass is smarter than his head.
Mom: Meaning he's a smartass?
Me: Get it mom? Its a pun.
Dad: No it's a bun.
Here's the sequence:
Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.
Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.
Dad: "She doesn't need to win, she already makes enough dough."
Watching Jeopardy with my mom and dad. A contestant incorrectly answers "What is Sqanto?" My dad's brilliant response, "No, its his twin brother Squinto. Get it? Because he had bad eye sight." My mom and I face palm while he laughs hysterically.
At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.
I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"
Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."
His future looks to be in Jeopardy!
Is his life not in Jeopardy any more?
"An excellent question sweetheart!" I said. "But next time, please use the buzzer!"
I think he's going through a midlife crisis.
"Dude we're only two days into it, it really hasn't been all that bad. Give it a week or two"
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.
The girlfriend dropped this gem on me while watching Jeopardy:
GF: Did you know that Salmonella swims up your bloodstream?
Me: What? ... No? ...
GF: Yeah, because it's Salmonella.
sigh.
His job's in Jeopardy...
Some coworkers and I use the Jeopardy daily calendar to play Jeopardy throughout the year. The following just happened.
Me: The new category is "Geology"
Coworker: Finally, a category that rocks
answering a question on Jeopardy
Me: What are dates?
Me: farts
Wife: That's gross.
Me: Yeah, I don't like dates either.
I asked my grandpa when he thought Alex Trebek was retiring from Jeopardy.
He replied "He retires every night."
