A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I donβt mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Pre- means before. Post- means after. To use both prefixes together,
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︎ Sep 19 2020
The word plethora means alot to me
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Well I mean I would be mad...
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I mean technically
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Does anyone know what LGBTQ means?
No one is giving me a straight answer
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Every time I ask my son what a new phrase means, he tells me to google it.
Kids these days have a lot of slang for a killer clown movie.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I don't know what the word "stubborn" means
But I won't stop until I figure it out.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Iβve been asking people what LGBTQ means
Nobody will give me a straight answer.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Itβs not that my high school math teacher was mean...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My son told me that when it rains it means God is crying.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How did the mean turtle cross the road?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What did the otter tell the mean beaver?
Dam, you otter beavery kind.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I saw the post about not wanting 2020 to end as it would mean that 2021...
but I am just worried that two years later, nothing will change and it will be still be the same as 2022...
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Today I saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which could mean just one thing.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I mean... yes
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︎ Jul 10 2020
This pandemic means I'm having to walk everywhere...
Getting tired of this car owner virus
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I donβt mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driverβs seat.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just wonβt come. Sheβs tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said βany means necessary.β
To which I replied βNo it doesnβt.β
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Why does βladdiesβ mean men but βladiesβ means women?
Because βladiesβ is missing a D.
Iβll show myself out now.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
Sheβs a caring cairn Karen.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What does love mean?
Zero in tennis, and everything in life.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Itβs 1066 and you know what that means?
I shouldnβt have bought my watch second hand.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
The average person is really mean
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︎ Nov 13 2019
People are always telling me that βmeanβ and βrudeβ have the same definitions. So I ask them,
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︎ Sep 09 2020
When a feline turns 13 they're 65 in cat years, so that means they are eligible for MediCare.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
mozart is from the classical era and bach is from the baroque era, which means mozart was respecting his fellow ancestor.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
My neighbor asked βwhat was with your yard?β I said βyou mean our yardβ
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Since this is a βNanaβ tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a βbaβ. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a βbananaβ on the counter.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I can't figure out what IDK means....
no one else seems to know either.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
When I was in the Army, the drill Sergeant once shouted at me, WHAT DOES SURRENDER MEAN ?!!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I make a mean Tex Mex...
Statistically it's average.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I mean hes a bread turtle
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︎ May 31 2020
Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
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︎ May 10 2020
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and Iβve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, βFine for parkingβ.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
So what if I donβt know what apocalypse means?
Itβs not the end of the world!
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