If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
What is the meaning of the word "demise"?
Demise is what de cats eat?
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
For my anniversary, 12 women named Rose showed up while we were having breakfast. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Screamed my wife.
"Honey, I got you a bouquet."
I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.
The True Meaning of Pansexuality
Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
I was asked once about the meaning of the word ' inexplicable ' in a sentence..
..and found it very hard to explain.
Yesterday, my dad told me the meaning of plethora
My teacher told me the meaning of plethora today
I thanked her and told her it means a lot
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence.
For example
Ben is in a hurry
vs
Ben is in a comma
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence
am i real, do we exist, wht is the meaning of life
I taught my son the meaning of abundance
He said: thanks dad, that really means a lot
TIL colons can change the meaning of a sentence drastically: "Jane ate her friend's lunch." would become:
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
My friends always say contemplating the meaning of art is the most philosophical side to art...
But when I’m drawing, deciding “2B or not 2B” is the real question.
If you don't know which member of your family doesn't know the meaning of "thou",
When my father explained the meaning of the word "many" to me, I thanked him profusely...
The meaning of opaque is still unclear to me
I've discovered the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
So my dad turns 42 today. He's the meaning of life now!
Well technically he always has been. I wouldn't exist without him.
The use of capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
I like to eat pancakes.
I like to eat capital letters.
After getting dementia, my wife is able to recall the meaning of only a few words of the dictionary.
She remembers next to nothing.
A tree just asked me what I thought the meaning of life was.
I'm studying the meaning of couches in a certain part of America.
It's really Phillysofacal.
The other day someone told me I don't know the meaning of the word ironic
Which is ironic because I work in an aquarium
Getting Into A Guillotine Backwards Is The True Meaning Of The Agony Of Defeet
I was struck by lightning on my way home and suddenly realized the meaning of life.
It was an enLIGHTNING experience
My dad finally figured out the meaning of WTF
Wednesday Thursday Friday
EDIT: Indeed, this came out of my dads mouth like he'd been waiting to say it all day.
Meaning of Life - dadjoke at work today - Life as a consultant
As a consultant I find my workday is made up of continuous meeting after meeting.
Today I shared my schedule with a friend, to which he responded
"You didn't choose the meeting life, the meeting life chose...Oh wait" - friend
To which I responded
"What is the meeting of life?" - Me
Yay work is fun!
"Land of the Free and Home of the Brave" has two meanings for America.
Brave as in courage and brave as in native american.
The true meaning of Christmas.
Dad got me with this one this morning. My Christmas present was a bag of mini cheeses.
Dad: "I got you this in the true spirit of Christmas."
Me: "What does Christmas have to do with cheese?"
Dad: "Are you kidding? Christmas is all about baby cheesus!"
I do not know the meaning of the word apocalypse, but so what?
...it's not the end of the world.
Secret meaning of farts
While preparing for our roadtrip to the Grand Canyon, my dad was asking everyone (my mom, brother, and I) if we needed to go to the bathroom before we leave. I was around 8 years old at the time, my brother was 5. I had some massive gas that day and my dad took note of it.
I said, "Dad, I don't need to go to the bathroom."
"RhinoWatson, yes you do. You know a fart is just a poo screaming to get out."
Thanks for teaching me the meaning of plethora
Thank you so much for teaching me the meaning of the word "plethora"
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
To the guy who explained me the meaning of the word "many"
Thank you very much. That really means a lot!
The use of capitals can completely change the meaning of a sentence...
Example
I like candy
I like the use of capitals
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