But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.
They've really Zhongguone too far this time!
Not a dad, but this is in line with it all.
It was a party around Halloween-time, but not specifically a Halloween party. Things were wrapping up, people were heading out and my roommates were saying goodbye.
They were doing some goofy ass handshake, bumping fists, slapping, all that dumb shit.
While they're wasting time, I look on the table and see various Halloween decorations, including body parts made out of Jell-O. They're slightly jiggling, as all Jell-O molds seem to do.
I quietly mumble "Hehe... handshake."
The host of the party looks at me and says "Are you making fun of our hand shake?"
Without saying anything else, I reach over to the table, pick up the plate the Jell-O zombie hand is on, hold it close to his face, wiggle it back and forth and repeat "Hand shake".
He grabs me by the back of my shirt and drags me out of the apartment. I thought it was funny.
10+10=20 11+11=22
Stationary.
Poor bastard.
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
... it can write other words as well.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
Unless you Count Dracula.
A Civil Serpent.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
A-TEN-SON!
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Calcunow
Because it’s capsized.
Without her they're ruthless.
This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.
It's been logged out.
Even the cake was in tiers.
even the cake was in tiers.
Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
I learned next to nothing.
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
The husband says, it’s reindeer
Through science.
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
Confused and upset, I asked why.
The vet advised he was too heavy to hold any longer.
But nobody saw it!
A robber ducky.
Sealion
I said "It's pasture bedtime."
