But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.
Nope, unintended.
They've really Zhongguone too far this time!
Not a dad, but this is in line with it all.
It was a party around Halloween-time, but not specifically a Halloween party. Things were wrapping up, people were heading out and my roommates were saying goodbye.
They were doing some goofy ass handshake, bumping fists, slapping, all that dumb shit.
While they're wasting time, I look on the table and see various Halloween decorations, including body parts made out of Jell-O. They're slightly jiggling, as all Jell-O molds seem to do.
I quietly mumble "Hehe... handshake."
The host of the party looks at me and says "Are you making fun of our hand shake?"
Without saying anything else, I reach over to the table, pick up the plate the Jell-O zombie hand is on, hold it close to his face, wiggle it back and forth and repeat "Hand shake".
He grabs me by the back of my shirt and drags me out of the apartment. I thought it was funny.
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
The last straw.
..do you just get exhausted ?
It was the hardest dump I ever took
....you can safely wear it on your head... because it's capsized.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
10+10=20 11+11=22
Itenticle.
I think she's a keeper.
... and as you can see, they were Wright
βBecause she has no taste.β
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Because they dilate.
Velcrows
Me: It must be my weekend immune system.
Ian
A "Ο"thon
A cycle path.
But, I don't think anything would make my Budweiser.
Poor bastard.
Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away
You just have to listen varicosely.
Stationary.
It was a mathmachicken
She took it as a condiment.
I look at my wife frustratingly and shout "You never even told me you sold flowers!?"
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
Church.
