My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, let’s be honest.
You’re just getting a head of yourself.
The word "liner" is so important
that it's under "lined" in the dictionary.
The most important question before choosing your future wife ...
Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.
It was pretty anti-climatic
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
What’s the most important part of a joke timing?
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
Character spacing is important, for example: ...
...writing: "I have a music album". 🎶
...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺
Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...
because the fist impression is everything.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
These are very important lab-reports
I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
Dad jokes are important
They are a big part of pop culture
But that’s not important right now
Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?
Is it the foamer or the lather
Fire is important, but...
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?
I'll take my leave
It's always important to do an operational check of your tools.
Always important to bee yourself
Careful reading of labels is so important...
I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.
The Semi colon is an important part of what?
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."
"...have plaque on your wall?"
Some important advice for Corona virus:
When you wash your hands, make sure every area is COVID.
Important: Help me name my plush neuron!
I got a plush neuron for Christmas and I’m having trouble coming up with a cute, punny name for it! Any ideas?
As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.
My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.