My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Friendchip is important
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arnavgoel2006
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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If you order a bust be made before you do anything important, let’s be honest.

You’re just getting a head of yourself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The word "liner" is so important

that it's under "lined" in the dictionary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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The most important question before choosing your future wife ...

Which is witch ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Forgiveness is the most important part of a well balanced breakfast.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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There was a debate suggesting the environment isn’t that important after all.

It was pretty anti-climatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing

But it's what's inside that counts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungrysamy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I never knew making socially awkward comments was such an important part of playing golf...

But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s the most important part of a joke timing?

(Timing)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UofTCadet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?

An announcement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Character spacing is important, for example: ...

...writing: "I have a music album". 🎢

...versus: "I have a musical bum". 🎺

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Did you know: in boxing, it’s extremely important to have perfect form when going against a new fighter...

because the fist impression is everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BredSolid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I think it’s so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora

It means a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWilfred11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....

Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?

You get gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.

You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwahJooz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Super important
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightlocke3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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These are very important lab-reports
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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I use Ironman sounds in my phones event calander for important stuff.

It's a Stark reminder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zerogummi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?

Gotta be Low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llMezzll
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I’d like to highlight the important part of my argument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Dad jokes are important

They are a big part of pop culture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its-a-joke--chill
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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But that’s not important right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/originalripley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Dad told me the three most important unwritten rules in life.

1:

2:

3:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind

It was a very pivotal moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fumperdink06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What's more important, shampoo or conditioner?

Is it the foamer or the lather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Fire is important, but...

Fire does not matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poop_assassin123
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.

It could be a lifesaver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Do you know why it's important to keep someone in a state of suspense?

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I'll take my leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimgamertv
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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It's always important to do an operational check of your tools.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buwaro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Always important to bee yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuBjUb1121
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Careful reading of labels is so important...

I just bought paper trowels and they're useless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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The Semi colon is an important part of what?

The Semi-truck’s digestive system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ds4ad0w
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."

"...have plaque on your wall?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Some important advice for Corona virus:

When you wash your hands, make sure every area is COVID.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICTman1076
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Important: Help me name my plush neuron!

I got a plush neuron for Christmas and I’m having trouble coming up with a cute, punny name for it! Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hopere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.

As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashsmasher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZVan12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My brother and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.

I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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My wife and I had a long argument about which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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