Help I cantโ get inside my house, I lost my keys
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey ๐ฆ happy thanksgiving
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︎ Nov 26 2020
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Which Keys?
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Good communication is key or else
You will get something in your eye
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︎ Oct 22 2020
The Ctrl and S keys of my keyboard stopped working yesterday
I guess it's No Save November?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Hey look a monk-key
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I just got some keys cut...
He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Patience is key
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Do you know the four keys to success?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Hereโs a key steak holder
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What key that you can eat?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
I love pressing the F5 key.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Only 4 keys to success
the โsโ key, the โuโ key, the โcโ key, and the โeโ key.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
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︎ May 17 2020
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
/r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/โฆ
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What kind of key opens a banana?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Compatibility is key to a relationship
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︎ May 05 2020
They're singing off key
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︎ May 27 2020
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Why do fish always sing off key ?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I think I am addicted to the F1 key.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
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︎ May 05 2020
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope thatโs ok)
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︎ Jan 05 2020
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.
I said, โWell? 2B or not 2B?โ
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︎ Apr 17 2020
They left a key-note :')
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︎ Apr 20 2019
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
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︎ May 26 2020
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
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︎ Jan 22 2020
They key to being a good boxer is to not become overconfident.
For example, I only trust my punches as far as I can throw them.
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︎ May 12 2020
Malar Key.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I canโt get along with my car keys
Theyโre always starting something
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︎ May 13 2020
Went to get a key cut
But there where no employees in the shop.
Arenโt they key workers?
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︎ May 21 2020
What do you call a skeleton key possessed by a ghost?
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︎ May 12 2020
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