Help I cant’ get inside my house, I lost my keys
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
Good communication is key or else
You will get something in your eye
The Ctrl and S keys of my keyboard stopped working yesterday
I guess it's No Save November?
I just got some keys cut...
He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
Do you know the four keys to success?
Here’s a key steak holder
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
What key that you can eat?
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
I love pressing the F5 key.
Only 4 keys to success
the ‘s’ key, the ‘u’ key, the ‘c’ key, and the ‘e’ key.
what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/…
What kind of key opens a banana?
Compatibility is key to a relationship
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
Why do fish always sing off key ?
I think I am addicted to the F1 key.
Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.
I said, “Well? 2B or not 2B?”
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The key to staying warm is lots of layers
They key to being a good boxer is to not become overconfident.
For example, I only trust my punches as far as I can throw them.
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
I can’t get along with my car keys
They’re always starting something
Went to get a key cut
But there where no employees in the shop.
Aren’t they key workers?
What do you call a skeleton key possessed by a ghost?