Why do fish sing off key?

Cause you canโ€™t tuna fish.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pitmule
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ForestValkyrie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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3 Key Moments
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/surlzfzfbsjwnsnswk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CantPickCoffee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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The key to losing weight is patience

So take your time and wait.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nossin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time

The spacebar

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.

You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eddie_the_shit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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A thief took my Microsoft Office license key

I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/danuser8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?

The shift key.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Konato-san
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.

Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Perrin42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.

Im gonna find you. You have my word.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ayewussupahaha
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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No key and The Bandit.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awesome_smokey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I broke a key off my keyboard yesterday...

I lost control.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cthutzpah
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call a fish that sings right on key?

A tunable fish.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lspeed64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.

Turns out it was just a bread herring.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vilateral
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.

You'll soon drop off.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/West_Yorkshire
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My neighbour is a key worker.

He picks locks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ happy thanksgiving

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/b-dummy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gell0us
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frindwamp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.

His name was Sir Anthony Key

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jmaverick1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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He found the don-key to getting out reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/coโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys

Then it dawned on me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Folically-endowed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DumbA5h
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Which Keys?

How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?

He uses the cook-keys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jslee_beats0608
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.

So is the piano shop owner next door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarthVarn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Hey look a monk-key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/itchycjm1010
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/throwitintheair22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Patience is key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Un_FaZed211
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I just got some keys cut...

He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mex5150
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Hereโ€™s a key steak holder
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShroomBroom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dpk38
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Good communication is key or else

You will get something in your eye

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xXFox_SonaXx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I love pressing the F5 key.

It's very refreshing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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The Ctrl and S keys of my keyboard stopped working yesterday

I guess it's No Save November?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Negative_Integer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Do you know the four keys to success?

S, U, C, and E

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikachu5159
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hsdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Prashantuprety8
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Compatibility is key to a relationship
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prabeshdai13
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2020
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They're singing off key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cjyea124
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What key that you can eat?

A tur-key

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nmt73441
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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