Why do fish sing off key?
Cause you can’t tuna fish.
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.
You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
The monster took all the keys off my keyboard.
Now I'm out of control and there's no escape.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
I broke a key off my keyboard yesterday...
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
The key to falling asleep quickly is to sleep at the edge of the bed.
My neighbour is a key worker.
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?
He uses the cook-keys.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.
So is the piano shop owner next door.
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
I just got some keys cut...
He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.
Here’s a key steak holder
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
Good communication is key or else
You will get something in your eye
I don't like music in the key of E minor
It gives me a case of the E G B Gs
I love pressing the F5 key.
The Ctrl and S keys of my keyboard stopped working yesterday
I guess it's No Save November?
Do you know the four keys to success?
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
Compatibility is key to a relationship
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
What key that you can eat?