Help I cantโ€™ get inside my house, I lost my keys
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hcgraham1213
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ happy thanksgiving

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He found the don-key to getting out reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/coโ€ฆ
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gell0us
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Which Keys?

How does the baker open up the kitchen cabinet?

He uses the cook-keys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jslee_beats0608
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The key to a great Thanksgiving dinner is...

The tur-KEY.

Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.

And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.

To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cjyea124
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.

So is the piano shop owner next door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarthVarn
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Good communication is key or else

You will get something in your eye

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xXFox_SonaXx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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The Ctrl and S keys of my keyboard stopped working yesterday

I guess it's No Save November?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Negative_Integer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Hey look a monk-key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/itchycjm1010
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I just got some keys cut...

He must be really good, his shop is lined with trophies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mex5150
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/throwitintheair22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Patience is key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Un_FaZed211
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Do you know the four keys to success?

S, U, C, and E

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikachu5159
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Hereโ€™s a key steak holder
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShroomBroom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dpk38
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hsdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What key that you can eat?

A tur-key

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nmt73441
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/-Llama58-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I love pressing the F5 key.

It's very refreshing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FinalCaveat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Only 4 keys to success

the โ€˜sโ€™ key, the โ€˜uโ€™ key, the โ€˜cโ€™ key, and the โ€˜eโ€™ key.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Parkwad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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what if "Alicia" lost her "keys" Keep it going
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Prashantuprety8
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheLegendOfTrain
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What kind of key opens a banana?

A mon-key.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cognimaniac
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Compatibility is key to a relationship
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prabeshdai13
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2020
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They're singing off key
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Generic_DummyFucker
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Neversaynever12345
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Why do fish always sing off key ?

You canโ€™t tuna fish

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/darkalan64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I think I am addicted to the F1 key.

I need help.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Q: What key do you use when opening a banana?

A: A monkey!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nuk3st
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope thatโ€™s ok)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
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Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pockets-sandy
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I checked into a motel and the clerk told me I had the second room on the second floor. He picked up the key to hand to me, but hesitated and took it back.

I said, โ€œWell? 2B or not 2B?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zedhead0628
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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They left a key-note :')
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jyotiiiii
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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?

The spacebar.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/enbydragonmonarch
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 26 2020
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The key to staying warm is lots of layers
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
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They key to being a good boxer is to not become overconfident.

For example, I only trust my punches as far as I can throw them.

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Malar Key.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jeromocles
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Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?

He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1kings2214
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I canโ€™t get along with my car keys

Theyโ€™re always starting something

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Amersyam
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Went to get a key cut

But there where no employees in the shop. Arenโ€™t they key workers?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neb12345
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a skeleton key possessed by a ghost?

Spook-key

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnnoyingAzathoth
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