Keyboard puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time

The spacebar

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Ctrl,shift,esc.

(Task manager shortcut)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_world_thin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.

Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...

Because it has two shifts.

(hAH)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WWG_Genius
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?

They don’t want to get qwerties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?

He didn’t put enough shifts in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkuhn001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why are keyboards never tired?

Because they have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing

And said β€œI guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeresil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Do you know why keyboards don't get sleep....

Cos they have 2 shifts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shubhamjain2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.

It's so refreshing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/64Modder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I just lost a key on my keyboard

Now its all out of control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjyea124
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Did you know a keyboard never sleeps?

It's because it has two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.

Always proud to be an organ donor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpk38
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.

Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr__Weasels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Llama58-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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On a keyboard, nothing is under control.

(unless there's a touchpad)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I found a spider on my keyboard this morning.

It's under control now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadHamburger420
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I spilt coffee on my keyboard :-(

But it's ok, everything's under control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Playing the keyboard is...

my type of music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...

But it was a bold-faced lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My keyboard fell apart today.

I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?

The spacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enbydragonmonarch
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My wireless keyboard isn't working

I guess I need to re-pair it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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A tab and keyboard in conversation

I am in you, you in me. We are in each other. True love. ❀️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My keyboard is very political

It even has the alt right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Space shuttle made of keyboard keys does not contain any space bars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oscar_Lilja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?

He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aboutanimechannel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why does a keyboard never sleep?

It has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishanp1806
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bgone1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Til that a keyboard never rests.

Only because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting on enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Why does the Keyboard never sleep?

because it has two Shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcRlus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I didn't put enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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