Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
What is Karen's favourite keyboard shortcut?
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
(hAH)
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don’t want to get qwerties.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Why are keyboards never tired?
Because they have two shifts.
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
My four year old son threw his ball that landed on my laptop keyboard while I was typing
And said “I guess the ball is working today!”. His first real joke. I’m so proud!
Do you know why keyboards don't get sleep....
Cos they have 2 shifts...
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control
Did you know a keyboard never sleeps?
It's because it has two shifts.
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard
I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
(unless there's a touchpad)
I found a spider on my keyboard this morning.
I spilt coffee on my keyboard :-(
But it's ok, everything's under control
Playing the keyboard is...
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
A tab and keyboard in conversation
I am in you, you in me. We are in each other. True love. ❤️
My keyboard is very political
It even has the alt right
Space shuttle made of keyboard keys does not contain any space bars
Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?
He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...
...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn
Why does a keyboard never sleep?
My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
Til that a keyboard never rests.
Only because it has two shifts
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting on enough shifts
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Why does the Keyboard never sleep?
because it has two Shifts.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I didn't put enough shifts.
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