Keyboard puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chh147
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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My wife said that if I don't get off the computer she'll slam my head on the keyboard...

...but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Why does a keyboard never sleep?

It has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishanp1806
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12
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My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !

Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Til that a keyboard never rests.

Only because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/My_Blocks_Dropped
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.

Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr__Weasels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...

...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Keyboards never sleep.

Because they have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogury
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bgone1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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My dad said if he see me browsing reddit again, he'll smash my head to the keyboard

I guess hezsjkfowgajqjhsjwkwlsvvcaxxacfasuoc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?

He was missing the point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Llama58-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Just got my new keyboard. Looks like the keys are taking things quite literally.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpk38
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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I spilt coffee on my keyboard :-(

But it's ok, everything's under control

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...

But it was a bold-faced lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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I found a spider on my keyboard this morning.

It's under control now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SadHamburger420
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Playing the keyboard is...

my type of music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...

But others will say nomster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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My keyboard fell apart today.

I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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On a keyboard, nothing is under control.

(unless there's a touchpad)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?

The spacebar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enbydragonmonarch
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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My keyboard is very political

It even has the alt right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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A tab and keyboard in conversation

I am in you, you in me. We are in each other. True love. ❀️

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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My friend donates keyboards to churches

He’s an organ donor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew_______
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I didn't put enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgm810
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Online24hours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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My wireless keyboard isn't working

I guess I need to re-pair it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why did the Left Ctrl key leave the keyboard?

He couldn't stand the Alt Right beside his Window.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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I spent the weekend building my 1st foot-manipulated keyboard for the office.

It's my prototype Pro Toe Type.

I literally dreamed this joke last night. Help me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brousch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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ugh, the button "C" of my keyboard just broke

Now this is a c-rious problem

(it happened for real, help)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aldo-Tron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Why is the keyboard always tired from work?

Because it has 2 shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thelaanie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VamanaGG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why was the elephant afraid of the keyboard?

Because it came with a mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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I meant to just give my keyboard a quick dusting... And then I lost control.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shanewd40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What did the Spanish keyboard say?

Tapas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejayessemm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Did you know the keyboard never sleeps

Because it has two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why does the keyboard never sleep?

Because it has 2 shifts !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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My uncle invested in a company that made the Enter-key for computer keyboards...

He made a fortune in Returns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Redditor was cleaning keyboard, but then lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tho3maxi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Space shuttle made of keyboard keys does not contain any space bars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oscar_Lilja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when you’re working or playing PC games?

Ctrl P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I switched the M and the N keys on my son's keyboard. You could say I'm a monster, but he says I'm a nomster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FIGHTSONG_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Why does the keyboard work 24/7?

Because it has 2 shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_sh3fas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Did you hear about what happened to the guy from the keyboard factory?

He was fired for not putting in enough Shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtj182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Why don't keyboards sleep?

Cause they have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats_what_hesaid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply β€œNO I AM A CAPITALIST”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Got fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9w_lf9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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So I got a new keyboard today.

. ʎɐqǝ ɟɟo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq Δ± ǝɯıʇ Κ‡sɐן ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΔ± sΔ±Ι₯Κ‡ puɐ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory today

I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I was let go from the keyboard factory today...

I was told I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?

They put in a lot of shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabin100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why letter "D" feels sad when you type it on a keyboard?

because it is d-pressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGocell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why don’t keyboards sleep.

They have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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My wife said if I don't get off the computer right now she'll whack me with the keyboard, but

Huur byyym bou by z gfb bfeey jnndtrgg husk hnfddn juyhnb fdsasq wghhng gun the bf JFG..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why are keyboards so tired?

Because they have two 'SHIFTS'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpideyFTW000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I just found that the letters β€˜t’ and β€˜g’ are too close to each other on the keyboard.

I’m never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Yesterday I toured the keyboard factory and I watched as someone got fired for not putting in enough shifts!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gussie789
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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"Why did you get fired from the keyboard factory?"

I didn't put in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AKNakn123
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I have a problem with the shift keys on my keyboard...

Neither of them are under control.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.

Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My keyboard is missing an R, and that is driving me insane!

I want anarchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I used to handle injection molds at the keyboard plant.

They fired me when I lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeTheENTP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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This guy claims he didn't steal one of the keys from my keyboard, but I don't know...

He seems a bit shifty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why don’t keyboards sleep

Answer: because they have 2 shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freddie-bulsara
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?

Such blatant stereo-typing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shelvac2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2016
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What is it called when a speaker uses a keyboard

Stereotyping

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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A spider just crawled into my keyboard as I was typing

It's OK though, I have it under CTRL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ploughran89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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The Librarians of Alexandria invented the first keyboard but it only had one button on it

Scroll lock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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My best friend was straight up fired from his job in a PC keyboard factory today. All his manager said was that he wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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What is a Astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard

The SpaceBar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vuldienstien
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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How do you know your keyboard is narcissistic?

All it ever types about is I

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Whats a Keyboards favourite food?

CopyPASTA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AaronsNetwork
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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When I was telling my parents about ants getting into my keyboard and them being murdered to death...

Dad: It's the Pink Panther.

Me: I don't get it.

Dad: Dead ant, dead ant...

He made up for it by giving me a replacement keyboard at least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceLeopard
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?

You start with the higher R key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting on enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Why does the Keyboard never sleep?

because it has two Shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcRlus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I guess I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kas0510
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iam-X
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday...

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why couldn't the keyboard sleep?

Because it has 2 shifts.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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why don't keyboards sleep?

because they have two shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floofysox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory

I didn't put in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m_fakham
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Why do keyboard never sleep?

It's because they have two Shifts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory

I didn't put in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory

I didn't put in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandschain
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory

I didn't put in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandschain
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday

I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrowAway2846921
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I was fired from the keyboard factory

Because I didn't put in enough shifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanWM103103
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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