So I suck at these, and this is how it got started:
Her: Would you rather I B. cereus?
Me: you Coli that a pun?
Her: No, azole.
I need help continuing this!
I guess he was telling some tall tales.
They're calling it the Quranavirus
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
That's the story of my life.
The Man DeLorean
He said " Roof tiles"
A ROMba
Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-
"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"
Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.
