Organic puns in r/funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OpenSourcePro
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said β€œconcentrate from Turkey”

Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My wife just bought some organic rosehips

I did even know roses had legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billwashere
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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Organic Chemistry Pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mundanecarrot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Organic labeling

is horse shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avtarius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Organic chemistry is difficult.

Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Come check out my organic bakery

really dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddular
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I just took my Organic Chemistry exam, and I think I’m going to fail.

I’m in alkynes of trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I'm going to market a new organic fertilizer made from 100% male chicken manure. It will be sold as

Cockadoodle-do-do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What's the difference between "organ harvesting" and "organic harvesting?

Oh, .... I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?

We’re calling it Hole Foods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroqueMonsieur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Organic Pillow

Friend: I just got an organic pillow.

Me: What makes that different than a regular pillow?

Friend: I don't know. I guess it's good for the environment.

Me: Yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Friend: ........ Ugghhh

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2014
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My friend found bugs in her expensive organic bread flour.

She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"

I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotagoK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My first organic dad joke

My wife texted me saying "we've been nuts all day", as in busy. I asked her "what kind?" And then proceeded to rattle off her co-workers names paired with nuts of the same letter, eg: Cashew Crissy, Pistachio Patty.

Then I laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiceIsis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I saw there were organic Jazz apples for sale at the produce center

So I thought I should Take 5!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musichorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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A chef found that the second, third, fifth, seventh, 11th, etc. batches of broth he made would turn into simple organic molecules

Turns out it was prime ordinal soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Dad: "that's why you'll never see organic apples, they look too unappealing"

Me: "well apples don't need to look good, it's bananas that you need to be a-peeling" He was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippywoodsct
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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What does the Priest say at the Organic church?

"Lettuce Pray"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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Me and my organic lab partner are good friends. Our classmate asked if there was something going on between us...

I said no, we just have good chemistry. She doesn't talk to me anymore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghouch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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Organic food

is offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electropriest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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I wish I liked organic peanut butter but I can't get past the separation anxiety
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πŸ‘€︎ u/incidesi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Organic foods will turn me into a demon

Because they're super-natural

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante0906
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Organic chemistry is difficult. They who study it have alkynes of trouble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poodipie69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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