I did even know roses had legs.
Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
I’m in alkynes of trouble.
Cockadoodle-do-do.
Oh, .... I see.
We’re calling it Hole Foods.
She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.
Friend: I just got an organic pillow.
Me: What makes that different than a regular pillow?
Friend: I don't know. I guess it's good for the environment.
Me: Yeah. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Friend: ........ Ugghhh
I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.
My wife texted me saying "we've been nuts all day", as in busy. I asked her "what kind?" And then proceeded to rattle off her co-workers names paired with nuts of the same letter, eg: Cashew Crissy, Pistachio Patty.
Then I laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes.
So I thought I should Take 5!
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Turns out it was prime ordinal soup!
Me: "well apples don't need to look good, it's bananas that you need to be a-peeling" He was so proud.
"Lettuce Pray"
I said no, we just have good chemistry. She doesn't talk to me anymore.
Because they're super-natural
