Avalanches won by a landslide.
He's counter intuitive
...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.
They always miss the point.
was unpresidented.
It makes people uncomfortable when they see you mask debating in public.
It was just a Lye
It was the hurricane, it blew the competition away
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
She had an excuse but it seemed fabricated.
but visitors still showed up to view the
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
"It's the numbers you use to call your imaginary girlfriend."
I could do it with my eyes closed.
But it was too Tsunami
It's good for the Seoul.
I'm just not qualified to handle his dino-might.
A tornaydo.
Suddenly qualified to tell dad jokes
The Teflons.
Hops springs eternal.
Once you pass the last Lap, you're at the Finnish line.
I'll show myself out...
Herbivore...
..should be taken outside and shot.
Everyone was taken aback.
None.
Elon's Musk
When are they planning, to call in that order for delivery or is it going to be takeout?
I was looking at the taxidermy wild animals and was standing in front of the case with a baby ocelot. A family with two young kids were also standing behind me and I hear the husband say,
"Ocelot? More like Oce-little!"
I found this absolutely hilarious, but his wife just rolls her eyes and shuffles the kids to the next exhibit.
is not gathering any momentum.
Stanley worked his way up from nothing in a third world country, saving enough to move to America and support his family. His loyal customer base grew by word of mouth, nobody argued with his results. Finally one day, a customer asked him how he managed to be so good at his work, and he merely responded, "I'm from Pakistan."
ba dum tss
because as babies, we were taught to stare at the mobiles above our cribs.
The grand canyon.
Waitress: . . . and my name's Jillian, if you need me.
Me: What's your name if we don't need you?
Unpresidented.
