"you're a-dog-ted"
He replied, "No. Hats on. Hats on now."
very high in anti-bodies
He didn't believe me, so I told him to kneel down while I stood on top of him.
"See!" I said
"Um... Sorry, but I'm still your dad", he replied
"Yeah, but now you're my step dad"
Because they're people two.
What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
photos-and-thesis
Hi guys, I need a pun involving bacteria and electricity for a school project, such as plug n plasmid, bactronics etc, it's for a modular biological circuit project
Hi, a friend of mine had to organize a “theme”week for a Biology student’s association. The name of the theme has to be a biology pun. Examples are: smells like green spirit, game of thorns, sofishticated or the great catsby.
These names were all used in the past and now she needs new names. Help me out, thanks in advance.
Dude, your fly is open
My grades are below C-level
I wound up using cellular.
Open toad.
It’s the only field where multiplication and division mean the same thing.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
Jacques Custodian
Her Cister.
Your grades need to be above C-level
He is a professor of biology
They had no chemistry
I said "The elephant obviously!"
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy.
but were created for educational porpoises.
We laughed and we laughed then the bell rang and we all went to the cafeteria
Dissection is the better part of valor.
Love,
Kermit
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
Alcohol is a solution.
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
Which actually proves the old saying “two Wongs don’t make a white”.
What do you call a closted bottom
A substrate
Its horrible ik
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
Lacks Cetacean..
I guess she missed her period.
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
My Bio professor was teaching us how to press plants for our field journals. He kicked off the lecture with:
"Well, let's get down to the pressing business, shall we?"
Out of a room of twenty people, one person laughed. That person was me.
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
They had no chemistry 🥺
