It's an autobiography.
Dogs have it pretty ruff.
To my mom: hey honey, are these hardboiled eggs? There more like hard-to-boil eggs. Hahaha
But Peter came fifth and won a toaster
Because he was a Fungi!
It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
Serial Chiller
It depends upon the liver.
Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.
so here goes...
(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)
daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?
me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?
daughter: elizabeth-gramma.
me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?
(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)
daughter: don't know, who?
me: my mum.
(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)
Minnow pause?
Nothing. He lived in de-nile.
It was never the right time, so he spent his whole life waiting.
But it's a vas deferens.
I was already born with one.
You’re probably dislexic.
It’s his altar ego.
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
So I installed 4 installs of half-life.
It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
Just stay in the living room.
He was as famous for his barrage of punches as he was for his rhyming taunts before a big match.
The called him the Jabberwookie.
That's your own Asphalt.
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
Like, when you're freezing, go and stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
I guess that was a real turning point for me
Is that it's just ironic without Lithium
She said, "Ruff"
It was my entire life savings,
It’s something I’m thinking of looking into.
