"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you are thinking)

Not what you are thinking.

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So I forgot to pay my exorcist...

I got repossessed.

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I'm a member of the American Medical Association, AMA.
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I overdosed on heroine

I watched "Wonder Woman" five times in a row

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