the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
The handgun implies the existence of the footgun?
Comic Sans implies the existence of
Never knew this breed existed
Everything in existence is either a potato or not a potato
Thank God that nipples exist.
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
The existence of the Kia Forte...
Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
Have you heard Schrodinger's joke?
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
Is there any ice in Leicester?
There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:
Cheery Bowel Syndrome
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)
The list is endless and frightening
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
What do you call a color that doesn't exist?
A pigment of your imagination.
Need a pun and I’m not good at them
I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks
Met someone who didn't like memes.
Their existence is memeingless.
A new resort
I am thinking of establishing a holiday resort with gambling facilities.
It’ll be called Pair-A-Dice
Which kind of bees make milk?
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?
"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)