the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GetNaeNaed06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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The handgun implies the existence of the footgun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willrib
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Comic Sans implies the existence of

Tragic Sans

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Never knew this breed existed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Everything in existence is either a potato or not a potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtOfPuns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Thank God that nipples exist.

Because without them, boobs would be pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JY200115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I was researching about Atheism

Turns out it's a non-prophet organization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...

But, it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is

He replied " I am probably a Type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomatosoup91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliTheHigh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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The existence of the Kia Forte...

Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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In which era did the half demon bloods exist?

Medieval era

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Ah Facebook XD
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...

I mean, what’s their porpoise?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Vampires don't really exist.

Well, unless you Count Dracula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leggomyeggo3425
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Have you heard Schrodinger's joke?

Joke: >!γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.

They are quite the head turner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Is there any ice in Leicester?

There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitiamedved
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears

Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEnBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.

It was an absolute unit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotWilbury
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why can't athiests use exponents?

Because they don't believe in a higher power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kymoo6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, I’m glad about one thing.

Every one reading this is on the same page.

Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?

Triple HBO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmaffeo3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?

I would just call it naan-existent

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?

You get gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafilafi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doomofV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KungFuThor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels

She never knew I existed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?

Stake n shake!

(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieHeyHeyHeyOh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Need a pun and I’m not good at them

I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeys_Epic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Met someone who didn't like memes.

Their existence is memeingless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twilight_Enigma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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A new resort

I am thinking of establishing a holiday resort with gambling facilities.

It’ll be called Pair-A-Dice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GSL76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Which kind of bees make milk?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sorry4ThisBut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.

It must suck for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatizitman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?

"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoryStar22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist

It was a best cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bermobaron
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.

I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyflextape
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Coffee pls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/P131NYRFC3
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blobeat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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