the very peak of my existence about 6 months ago today
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The handgun implies the existence of the footgun?
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︎ May 20 2021
Comic Sans implies the existence of
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︎ May 10 2021
Never knew this breed existed
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Everything in existence is either a potato or not a potato
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Thank God that nipples exist.
Because without them, boobs would be pointless.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I used to think that an ocean of soda existed...
But, it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
The existence of the Kia Forte...
Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Ah Facebook XD
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, whatβs their porpoise?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Have you heard Schrodinger's joke?
Joke: >!γγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ!<
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Out of all the birds that exist, owls are the most beautiful.
They are quite the head turner.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Is there any ice in Leicester?
There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Catboy is a boy with cat ears and catgirl is a girl with cat ears
Since Iβm neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why can't athiests use exponents?
Because they don't believe in a higher power.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, Iβm glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How would you describe a type of bread that doesn't exist?
I would just call it naan-existent
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Do Dr. Sues(s) exist tho?
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︎ May 20 2020
Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:
Cheery Bowel Syndrome
Angry Bowel Syndrome
Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)
The list is endless and frightening
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call a color that doesn't exist?
A pigment of your imagination.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Need a pun and Iβm not good at them
Iβm making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Met someone who didn't like memes.
Their existence is memeingless.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
A new resort
I am thinking of establishing a holiday resort with gambling facilities.
Itβll be called Pair-A-Dice
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Which kind of bees make milk?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Came up with this one while writing an Undertale fanfic. What did one flower say to the other?
"You better stop your dandelion, or you'll be the baneberry of my existence!"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Iβve been to a parallel universe where oranges donβt exist, but my friends wonβt believe me.
I guess they think itβs pulp fiction.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Coffee pls
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︎ May 29 2020
NEW Greta Thunberg Meme I made today (Please forgive if it already exists)
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︎ Dec 31 2019
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