I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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The existence of the Kia Forte...

Implies the existence of the much quieter Kia Piano.

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👤︎ u/JonnySwo
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Gravity is a very important part of our existence. What happens when you remove it?

You get gravy

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👤︎ u/lafilafi
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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👤︎ u/KungFuThor
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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My friend did not believe in the existence of underwear for apes.

I told her to looked them up and showed her on the internet .

I said "Ha!... Chimp pants, see?".

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📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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My kid doesn't know about the Existence of birds, so She just calls them ''Things''

Things went south.

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📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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The existence of Visigoths implies the existence of a much more dangerous tribe...

the Invisigoths

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📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.

iPhone Hell Heaven

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📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Another repost from Facebook that I'm unsure of its existence here.
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📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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What knights existence was questionable?

Sir Real

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👤︎ u/MikeyMorf
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What happens when my brain finds out of the existence of the KORG minilogue
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👤︎ u/st3f-ping
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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What would the smallest duck in existence say?

Quark

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📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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There was recently a new type of mite discovered, and its existence might date back to prehistoric times

They're naming it dinomite

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📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Another repost from Facebook that I'm unsure of its existence here.
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📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Another repost from Facebook that I'm unsure of its existence here.
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📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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📅︎ May 06 2019
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Throughout the entire existence of planet Earth

Dinosaurs were known to have the largest mouths before going extinct.

It was truly the epoch of lips before their apocalypse

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📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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It's impossible persuading kids these days to write to Santa. They simply don't believe in the existence...

...of letters.

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📅︎ Dec 01 2018
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