Judge: I hereby find you guilty for all crimes you have been charged with. For sentencing I order you to spend life behind bars without possibility of parole

Criminal: That's a long sentence, I demand a shorter one.

Judge: U did it. Go 2 jail forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
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[Request] I think there are more possibilities for this tired cow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/limitedfarce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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The possibility that Elon musk's bodyguards aren't called musketeers makes me sad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alone_punner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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I asked dad why it makes him so uncomfortable to discuss the possibility of me moving into the garage?

He said "It's too close to home".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?

The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.

  1. bear double meaning with tolerate

  2. pandanother thing

  3. grizzly double meaning with horrific

4)kodiak double meaning with camera

5)koalalifications

6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".

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I was watching the new Star Wars with my girlfriend yesterday

It was my second time watching it and only her first, so I had had some time to ponder possible puns to make. So when BB8 was introduced, I put my arm around her, leaned in to her ear, and said "Hey baby, that robot is cool and all, but it's only a BB8. I think you're a BB10."

She sighed, pulled my arm off of her, and scooted a seat away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o2lsports
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Have you heard about the new game getting released? It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, graphics are truly real life, an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible. It’s called:

Go outside and ride your bike

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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Puns in the fastest time possible.
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realRianJohnson
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.

They were Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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In the future it will be possible to incubate humans in artificial uteri. If you want yours in the one by the window, it will be more expensive.

After all, it always costs more for a womb with a view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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I don't thing reformation of the police is possible...

After all, Andy, Sting, and Stewart have each had success with other solo projects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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A couple expecting a baby girl made a long list of possible names for a girl child, but only one name in the event that they have a boy. They ended up having a boy.

He was named Justin Case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly.

They were Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tedioustiger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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How much room do fungi need to grow

As mushroom as possible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.

The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jurassicbond
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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I was named after my dad

Because I couldn’t possibly have been named before him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsplanty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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It’s so magical when you run out of fruit.

The possibilities are lemonless!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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If Noah were to build a boat today, would it be steel?

Held together with ark welding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy

I’m galactose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillowyWave5228
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Moisturize the air!

As fast as humidly possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he said β€œsix” and I said that can’t be possible your six

He then said β€œhe’s been a dad since I was born”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drunk-kaboom8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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One of my favourite words in the English language is β€œfrequently”.

I try to use it as often as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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When you work together, anything is possible...

Anyhing et al.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisairnessag3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What did the 600-pound canary say to the cat?

[[in your deepest possible voice]] Here kitty kitty kitty....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikerowave
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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Judi tried to sell her old car.

She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My wife came up to me and said I'm pregnant...

I said "how is that possible? I'm a man".

This was before the divorce, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/distributionpea
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Pun Help: The name β€œSam”

I’m talking to this girl and I keep making her laugh with my stupid puns and jokes. I keep making jokes about her name so here’s a lot of what I’ve got so far:

Sambuka, Andy Samberg, Adam Samler, Samsung, Samurai, Samberine, Samdy Cheeks, Samta Clause, Sampster, Green eggs and Sam, Samiel Radcliffe, Samtrix, And a few more

They can be as far fetched as humanely possible! They don’t even have to make sense. All help would be appreciated :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornBonus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Is it possible to get a skin graft from your butt?

Ass-skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwongs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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It’s only possible to be friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

No one knows Y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mardrom_Bransle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Dad, how is it possible to drink juice using a straw?

Well, hun, pv=nrt.

(Too nerdy?... I think so.. but made me chuckle so sharing for you all loser dads out there)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gujjubhai123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robo_ship
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Possibly better than Quiz-lit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBTL107
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Poor little bunny

A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.

He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.

He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.

To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hop

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Leaving the name in because this deserves all the credit possible (post linked in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayisforhorses101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Easter/Quarantine puns?

My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space_avocado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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"Dad, is it possible to travel to the future?" "Yes" "How?"

... ... ... WELCOME TO THE FUTURE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_life_pa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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credit to the bbc for this (possibly accidental?) pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctorgreenwolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Everyone insisted it isn't possible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FLUXXIX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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It’s possibly not safe to drive my car right now.

But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Does anyone know if it's possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What’s white and really bad a climbing trees?

A refrigerator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Dad of 2 yr old and 3 month old. Said this the other day as casually as possible. What do you think?

At 4th of July party when I saw a buddy from high school there. He has a two year old of his own and lives like two houses down from me.

We were in group talking and as we were both about to leave I said:

"if you are ever in the neighborhood feel free to stop in"

Kind of lame but got a few chuckles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainMidwest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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he FACES possible suspension
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer-Griffin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Plz halp, I need as many vegetable puns as possible ASAP, the epic vegetable pun battle of the century is now being waged and I am quickly running out of ammo while the enemy shows no signs of retreat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoofyGoober1999
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Who's the one who can make the possible impossible?

I M.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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My girlfriend started lying to me because of all my bad jokes.

We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.

A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny to me, but that just made it even funnier to me so I continued telling all these dad jokes to her and died laughing every time.

She puts up with it because she loves me. At least I thought so.

We were always 100% honest with each other and I'm still shaken by the things she told me today.

I sent her probably one of my worst dad jokes ever (that I stole from reddit), and she just couldn't take it anymore and told me how stupid my jokes are and that she doesn't know if she'll be able to put up with it much longer.

But that's not the worst part, I actually appreciated her honesty and considered the possibility to stop with all the stupid jokes and become more serious in the relationship.

The wors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filiprogic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.

There’s a solution in sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom.

But not twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I've invented a game where avocados appear randomly and you have to smash as many as possible within the time limit

I'm calling it Guac-a-Mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup3rjaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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[need help] I have to host a fake wedding and I wanna fill my sermon with as much puns as possible

I think I'll start with "What is love? Baby don't hurt me", but then I have to say "we're gathered here today, ect.." and finish with "you may now kiss the bride",

It'll last about 1 minute, and I wanna really embarrass them. Any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBSdota
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PooterContributor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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Whenever I play sports, I want as many Canadians as possible on my team.

They always bring their 'eh' game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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My son said his teacher said to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and I told him it’s not possible. He asked why? And I said...

We only have 5 glasses in our house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_tupperwhere_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Friend: "I created the brightest star in the night sky."

Me: "You can't possibly B Sirius."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Considering getting my circumcision reversed.

Anyone have any tips?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamironmankevin
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_ideas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Possibly the best joke in the whole galaxy.

Once upon a time, in the magical fantasy kingdom, there lived a young monk named Sam.

His order was renown for their beautiful choral singing. They trained, hours every day, refining their voices and their art. Their song floated down the mountainside, enriching the lives and souls of the townspeople below.

Sam was particularly gifted, and on his 19th birthday, in mid-song, he hit upon a beautifully intricate note of pure magic. Everyone within miles just froze in mid action, stirred to the very core of their souls by the pure bliss of the tone. And all the realm realized, instantly, that it was Sam, and Sam was the first person in history to hit one of the rumored Magical Notes that musicians had theorized must exist… yet no one before Sam had ever reached one.

And on Sam’s 20th birthday, it happened again. This time, the town below was so impacted that no one moved, spoke, or even blinked for several minutes after. As the golden sound finally tapered off and ceased, they knew

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What could an elven archer and a girl made from plastic blocks possibly have in common?

They both could be Lego-lass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysteryOrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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My family's on vacation in the US, and my dad keeps making the same joke whenever possible.

Dad: [Comments on something pointless]

Me: No one cares, dad.

Dad: I care.

Me: No one else does.

Dad: Obamacare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperBlahXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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My fiancΓ© is possibly going to give birth today and for months she’s been saying and dreaming about giving birth today.

I just hope it isn’t today, because otherwise that’s another thing she’s right about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ualat1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I didn't know this was possible, but I think my keyboard is a virgin

It still has it's hyphen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dxdrummer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.

I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uptwolait
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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I memorized all of the proverbs as quickly as possible.

After all, better early than never.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"

"Because you'll work grooves into them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotoriousOrange
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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A group I am in have named ourselves team tree and in the spirit of the name we wanted to use as many tree related puns as possible, please help us!

We have the obvious ones like, let's make like a tree and leaf and our group is always branching out, but we would love as many as you can come up with!

Thanks guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neptune121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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The problems for this bear just seem to pylon. (sorry for possible repost) imgur.com/vFszd0m
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marto765
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Fishing! What could possibly go wrong?

My old man is quite a character. He once took my sister and I freshwater fishing and taught us how to bait a hook with nightcrawlers. We were perhaps 7 or 8, and somewhat sheltered, so of course what happened next went right over our heads.

Dad: hey, kids! Which of you is better at baiting a hook? Which of you is the β€’removes sunglassesβ€’ master baiter?

My sister and I, of course, immediately begin arguing about it. That wily old man had us going back and forth "I'm the master baiter!", "No, I am!", "No, me!". Dad, meanwhile, was laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.

Tl;dr- my Dad is a fucking smart ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinsar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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The problems for this bear just tend to pylon. (sorry for possible repost) imgur.com/vFszd0m
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marto765
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Two possible ways to cheer up an upset girlfriend:

Liquor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
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[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryLONGPotato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Hot and fresh, made to order puns!

Do you need a pun? Just ask!

I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."

Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrAcurite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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The fresh college graduate of Contortion University wanted to work in the field as quickly as possible

He was bent on success

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Need a Punny name for upcoming Roller Derby Bout.

Theme is Mexican food and my last name is Bean. I know the possibilities are endless but I want something perfect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaniebabiee94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Looking for pun for my beer

Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,

I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.

The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.

Thanks in advance for any help I'll get

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azkabainemule
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Postpartum counselor said my wife and I are being "the most earnest parents we can possibly be."

I nodded and said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"

My wife didn't get it, but the counselor and I couldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreauxTeeRhobat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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If you want to get the best PokΓ©mon, you have to try to sneeze as perfectly as possible.

It's ideal to get Peak Achoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisTaliaferro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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A century ago, two brothers claimed that it was possible to fly

they were Wright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_didnot_sayit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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What’s the best Christmas present you could possibly get?

A broken drum... you can’t beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamWaters88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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How much room do fungi need to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptor_Girl_1259
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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It’s possibly not safe to drive my car right now.

But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Does anybody know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

Arse skin for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suicidekiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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How much room do you need for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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