I guess I am Eh-sexual.
I take something for it.
I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead
It was an ether/oar situation.
He was a ceiling fan.
It’s two tents.
Her: "Do you feel like Mexican?"
Me: "Well, I don't identify as Mexican."
Eyeroll
I chose the ladder.
I took them up on it because earlier in the season I went for a pretty nice slide. It's like that old saying. Once skidding ice shy.
Always found transparent tape to be the clear winner.
I was love at first site.
It's always ground shipping.
I chose the latter.
"If that is the case, then soviet."
Her: "This costume is my first choice. But I got this sexy Bee costume just in case the other one doesn't look right"
Me: "So would you say that your back-up costume is your plan Bee?"
Dad: Would you like some 239 bean chili?
Me: 239? is it good?
Dad:Well if you add one more bean it would be TOO FARTY!
"...and of course you know why you have to bake jalapeño" "No why?" "Because it's a little chilly" "..."
Girlfriend: Well, i could make chicken. I have some season chicken in the fridge.
Me: It better be seasoned, I don't want no rookie chicken!
groans
So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.
Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.
Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!
"You heard of Apple's new social media site? They're calling it Orchard"
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
"Study abroad? I'd study a broad."
Me: Yeah, so he was telling me he might go to Columbus. He was also thinking about Dayton.
Dad: But he's engaged!
I think they meant Eh-sexual.
I think they meant Eh-sexual.
