I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.

The people believe in Fake Moos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themiracy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What marine animal is famous for their alternative hits?

Manta Del Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, β€˜The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiStickKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.

I soya do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexdavidwright
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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An Alternative To Trump's Wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/douglasses2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

He said: "I heaven't"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getroastednibba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Though not a perfect solution, cryogenic storage could be an alternative to capital punishment.

It has it’s frozen cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotoFuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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An alternative to dormant volcano reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I quit smoking and I'm using gum as an alternative.

It sure is hard to keep lit though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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The Alternative Name for Mechagodzilla reddit.com/user/tomfriel/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomfriel
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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I'm trying to come up with an alternative name for a cash machine

But I can't think of one ATM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffeeman_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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She gave me a BJ with some alternative rock playing in the background

I guess you can say I got some Radiohead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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"Have you considered using an alternative name for Hell?"

"I Heaven't"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jotthisdown98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Whats an alternative name for the jedi

Force-kin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saucee-boi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using nails or screws as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyRobot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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What do you call alternative medicine that actually works?

Medicine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shinokiba-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Do You know what they call alternative medicine that has been proven to work via research, experimentation, and double-blind clinical trials?

Regular medicine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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My daughter: Catching on to both dad jokes and great 90's alternative music!

We were listening to Pearl Jam's "Alive" in the car this evening. She pipes up out of nowhere:

"Q: What does Eddie Vedder wear to bed?"

"A: Pearl Jammies"

She's 12. I'm proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doubletwist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Best alternative to roflcopter imgur.com/a/FQTzq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fieryeskimo351
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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Alternative name for a polar bear

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtremeHacker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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If Republicans try to push through a bill related to the keystone pipeline, they should call it the Gasoline Alternative Source act

Because I want to hear a news anchor say "Today republicans tried to pass G.A.S., but Obama blocked the move with a veto."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notiesitdies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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"would you like to join our society against the use of puns and for the use of alternative protein sources?"

"no whey."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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