A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do sisters do for fun in the convent?
Nun of our business really, but I suspect it's habit-forming.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?
Itβs all over the news!
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention
Laughed more than I thought
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?
I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why don't convents have trouble retaining seamstresses?
Because that work is habit forming.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...
..... I was the captain's log
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a butcher convention?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madridβ¦
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I went to the dynamite convention yesterday
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︎ Sep 07 2020
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
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︎ Sep 09 2020
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
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︎ Sep 24 2020
They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.
Turns out they're mediums.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play
I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Why are all convents non-profit organizations?
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.
I told them βNein, out of tin.β Dentists agreed.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
A friend of mine just named their child Geneva.
Itβs rather too conventional for me...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Thereβs a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell
But they canβt do it without your con scent
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?
They were the wurst people.
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention
The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
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>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?
He was the Key Note speaker!
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︎ Feb 04 2020
A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, βWhy are all your books so dark? Iβve tried, but I just canβt manage to read any of them.β The novelist responded,
βSo you havenβt tried turning on a light then?β
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
There's a nudist convention in our town next weekend.
I might go if I've got nothing on.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Do you think they have Gendry-neutral toilets at Game of Thrones conventions?
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︎ May 22 2019
Somebody kidnapped a Sister from our local convent because there was no security.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
That has left scientists scratching their heads
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︎ Sep 18 2020
A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
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︎ May 01 2019
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
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︎ Oct 04 2019
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
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︎ Jan 31 2018
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