Why does the melon have to have a big traditional wedding?

Because it Cantaloupe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lunkz3n
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I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
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I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.

Kimono she didnโ€™t!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/karmaterminator
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I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....

...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mish106
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What fruit always has a traditional marriage?

Cantaloupe

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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ivanthemute
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Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread

I told them it was a naan issue.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JAM3SBND
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I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods

It was from all Woks of Life

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PrequelsAMIRIGHT
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Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.

Me Sew Sari.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wizard7926
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2019
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A traditional French omelette only has one egg

I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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as a mathematician, I can confirm that we don't mind traditional houses, but we'd still prefer...

...log cabins

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
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I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.

Sarong, but felt so right.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's an invisable, cool guy In traditional Dutch shoes?

inclogneato

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blahboy10
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So my Dad is interested in Traditional Chinese Cooking

He's been talking about get the right equipment for years but has never gone through with it.

He can talk the talk but can he wok the wok?

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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Idontlikejokes
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Not traditional but not out of place...

http://imgur.com/mxHklaL I'm going to be lambasted for this, I know.

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Not a traditional dad joke, but a dad-ism.

My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.

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Why did the melon have a traditional wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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