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Traditional Puns

A list of puns related to "Traditional"

Despite everything this year, we're having a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

You know..Turkey.. stuffing... Cranberries..and Masked Potatoes.

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👤︎ u/CoffeeCat072083
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems

I for 1, love Roman numerals.

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👤︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why does the melon have to have a big traditional wedding?

Because it Cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/Lunkz3n
📅︎ May 31 2020
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I saw my friend stealing some traditional Japanese clothing.

Kimono she didn’t!

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👤︎ u/karmaterminator
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....

...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'

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👤︎ u/Mish106
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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What fruit always has a traditional marriage?

Cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/vandal_taking_handle
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Local buffet was out of traditional Indian flatbread

I told them it was a naan issue.

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👤︎ u/JAM3SBND
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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I made a meal, with parts from every culture, using traditional Chinese methods

It was from all Woks of Life

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👤︎ u/PrequelsAMIRIGHT
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Me can't apologize enough for ripping traditional Indian dress.

Me Sew Sari.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ May 20 2019
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A traditional French omelette only has one egg

I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.

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👤︎ u/paronomasiac
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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as a mathematician, I can confirm that we don't mind traditional houses, but we'd still prefer...

...log cabins

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👤︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
📅︎ May 29 2016
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Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen.

In fact, there is still no e-quill.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 24 2018
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I tried a traditional Malaysian dress made of wool.

Sarong, but felt so right.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 23 2018
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What's an invisable, cool guy In traditional Dutch shoes?

inclogneato

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👤︎ u/blahboy10
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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So my Dad is interested in Traditional Chinese Cooking

He's been talking about get the right equipment for years but has never gone through with it.

He can talk the talk but can he wok the wok?

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👤︎ u/jmike3543
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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In Israel, when a basketball player makes a shot without hitting the backboard or the rim, it's traditional to have some chocolate drink.

It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ May 22 2017
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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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👤︎ u/Idontlikejokes
📅︎ Apr 13 2016
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Not traditional but not out of place...

http://imgur.com/mxHklaL I'm going to be lambasted for this, I know.

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👤︎ u/same_as
📅︎ Feb 07 2015
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Not a traditional dad joke, but a dad-ism.

My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.

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👤︎ u/dsubandbeard
📅︎ Apr 11 2015
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Why did the melon have a traditional wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/legisleducator
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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