Iโ€™m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.

It helps me speak boulder.

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I had a minor accident at the practice

Accidentally played a major

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What do you call it when a bowler knocks down all the pins in a practice frame?

A preemptive strike.

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I was having trouble playing a song on guitar and my teacher said "practice to a tick"

It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease

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What do you call sick highschoolers who practice social distancing?

QuaranTeens.

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Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments

Me: Baby stop, youโ€™re making me hungry

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I may not be a dad for a while, but Iโ€™m getting some good practice in.
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What type of practice is Dr. Pepper?

A fizzician...

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With daily practice, the lumberjackโ€™s musical ability improved

logarithmically

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I don't practice "social distancing."

After 30 years of social anxiety and a deep disgust of humanity in general, I operate on an "expert" level.

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I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today

Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.

All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

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I always use avocados in target practice...

I guess you could make some Glockamole.

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Did your mom have to remind you to practice piano?

No, I did it on my own a chord.

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What do you call a practice tickle?

A testicle

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Yiu know what kind of Martial Arts Jesus practices?

Judo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rasberryjam5151
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Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?

When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.

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Tonight I took my son to hockey practice and realized my wife forgot to pack his jersey from the dryer.

She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"

Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"

Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.

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Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?

He was a little horse

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TIL that sea-faring pirates were quite progressive in their labor practices, reserving a portion of their loot into an early sort of worker's comp, paying for peg-legs and hooks.

They weren't big fans of arrrbitration.

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What do you call a couple that practices natural family planning?

Suddenly qualified to tell dad jokes

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A man showed up to my psychiatric practice dressed only in Saran Wrap requesting diagnosis.

I told him, โ€œI can plainly see your nuts.โ€

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Whatโ€™s the best time to practice racket sports?

Tennish

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What do you call a veterinarian who practices chiropracty?

An animal cracker.

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Who needs sex when you can practice your unicycle puns
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Practice safe calculations

Don't drink and derive

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What religion do most llamas practice?

Isllama!

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What do musicians over 40 practice?

AARPeggios

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I was at track practice and I made a joke and ever since then weโ€™ve made that joke every day.

Itโ€™s a running joke

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Why would somebody hire a lawyer that just practices law?
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My father used to like to get to the golf course an hour early to use the practice green...

He liked to putter around.

RIP. Miss the old man.

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Doctor: You need to practice child spacing

Me: The mothers to my 3 kids are in 3 different states

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ssekuwanda
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Practice safe phone sex

You don't want to get hearing aids

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What did the pirate practice on the organ?

Arrrrrpeggios

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What do you call a painter who practices self defense?

A martial artist!

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Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said โ€œlookinโ€™ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekendโ€, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
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Teens these days always forget to practice safe eating

Always use condiments

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If practice makes perfect...

If practice makes perfect, but many say nobody's perfect, then why practise?

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What's the difference between someone who bought a house and someone who practices their electrician skills?

One's a home owner and the other's an ohm honer.

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My dadโ€™s retiring from his medical practice. I asked him if he was sad heโ€™s losing all his patients.

He replied, โ€œI canโ€™t wait.โ€

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What is it called when you use lumber in Medicinal practice?

Tree-tment

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Due date 3 months and counting. Practice

Friend: I want chicken wings. Me: Iโ€™ll stick with my human arms.

CAN I BE A DAD YET?!โ€ฝ

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I once photographed a track team practice for the high school yearbook.

I guess you could call it timed laps photography.

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My cross country coach never shows up to practice.

It's turned into kind of a running joke.

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How does the dad recommend extra drum practice?

There will be repercussions.

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Why did the golfer bring and extra pair of socks to practice?

In case he got a hole in one..

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"The Codfather" caught baiting regulators with his fishy business practices thefern.org/ag_insider/coโ€ฆ
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If you want to practice maritime law...

...do you need to pass the sand bar?

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Practice Safe Sex
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A coach at softball practice said, "where did my bat go?" I said...

... maybe it flew away.

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Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.

They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, โ€œWe gotta end it on a high noteโ€

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What do you call an ostrich that practices magic?

An ostwitch

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My coach always criticized me for not sweating enough during practice. I'm not much of a sweater.

I'm more of a corduroy jacket.

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Girlfriend asks her 9 year old nephew, who just ate a huge burrito in record time, to practice eating more slowly in the future

Him: "Ok. Why don't I practice with another burrito?"

This kid is going places.

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Why was the musician late for practice?

Because he had Aโ™ญ

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My doctor shut down his private practice...

I guess he just didn't have the patients for it.

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Hibachi chefs practice Kung Food.

(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)

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Just realized I dad joked the foreign exchange student the first day of track practice.

*walking down the line asking everyone their name.

And whats you name?

"Lauda"

WHATS YOUR NAME?

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So I was at band practice today...

And my bassist/vocalist was asking what we thought about a song we were just writing. So I took my hands off the strings and let them start making noise on their own, as I was standing directly in front of my amp. When he looked at me, confused as I was just staring at him, I finally broke the silence: "I'm giving you feedback."

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I use Yik Yak for practice.
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Dadjoke practice

Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.

Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"

Me: "Because they're pretty great."

Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.

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My friends came over for band practice

My dad came downstairs with a jar of peanut butter and said, "I brought this to go with your jam."

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Dad joke at play practice

At play rehearsal we were blocking out a scene, the director explained during this particular scene the lights on one portion of the stage would dim to highlight the two with solos. One cast member asked, "When the lights go dim on us, do we freeze?" one of the older fellows in the cast cut in, "No, we'll still have the heat on." Loved it.

Edit: play rehearsal

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I like to practice my dadjokes on friends' Facebook statuses.
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Being a dad now, I decided to practice my dad jokes in comic form. Got no love from /r/comics so I thought I'd try my luck.

I'm not here to make you laugh. I'm here to make you groan.

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My dad has had lots of practice..

Discussing my new phone with my dad...

Me: My new phone needs a nano sim to work and I only have a micro sim ๐Ÿ˜ช

Dad: It must be a Mork and Mindy phone.๐Ÿ˜‰

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My girlfriend and I aren't planning on having kids, but I'm getting my practice in, just in case.

http://i.imgur.com/HzvDgNN.png

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How does a massage therapist practice martial arts?

Full-contact spa-rring.

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Dad-Trolling: A best practices guide smbc-comics.com/?id=2730#โ€ฆ
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My coworker is a dad, and practices on us

Coworker: how do you make an octopus laugh?

Me:cringe "how?"

Coworker: Ten tickles.

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Dad jokes at baseball practice

Background: Head on a swivel = slang for "quick reflexes", more or less.

So some of us were taking a water break on the bench, when I spotted a wild baseball traveling right for my head going about 80 mph out of the corner of my eye. I lifted my glove and caught it in the most nonchalant way I could.

Team mate: Wow dude, way to keep your head on a swivel.

Me: Oh, no, my head is on a neck.

Team mate: blank stare

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Dadjoked a friend at practice

He showed up to one of our practices with a soft cast on his wrist. He told our coach, "I won't be able to play for a few days, I have a hairline fracture."

I gently ruffled my hand through the front of his wavy hair and said, "Oh my god, will you be okay?"

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Had a good one at choir practice

We were singing Handel's "Israel in Egypt." The last movement has the line "The horse and his rider" repeated several times. Towards the end of a measure, it slows down and often people miss it and sing it up tempo. Our choir director said "The last 'rider' isn't as fast as the others."

A guy from the back cracks "That'd be why he's in last place!"

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My son has weekly vocabulary words and a variety of exercises to practice the words

So this week he chose to make cards for each word. He made two cards for each word and made a Memory game out of them.

We are playing memory and I find the word "Joke" on one paper. I look at my son and say "Hey, you want to hear a joke?" and start to rattle the paper in front of him.

Then when I found the matching card, I said "Hey, want to hear the other joke?"

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In choir practice

We were singing a piece that was arranged by a person named Micheal Jackson with the middle name that was abbreviated with an "O". Without skipping a beat an older fellow says. "hmmm must be the Irish couter part Micheal O'Jackson", all other dads gave the smile and nod of approval while I cringled to myself.

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My mom is doing practice math problems and my dad just pulled this one out.

Him: What is 5Q+5Q?

Me: 10Q

Him: You're welcome

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Was waiting at a bus stop with my brother, and decided to get some early practice in.

Brother: Hey look, the bus is due!

Me: Are you sure it isn't Christian?

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