The Practice Puns

because It didn't habenero . .

They’re free range archers now.

He really whiffed hard.

Accidentally played a major

A preemptive strike.

They were maid for each other.

logarithmically

She told me she had everything, and I was in a rush. So it got left behind. Figured it out right away as we were getting him changed and messaged my wife. She said she would bring it right away. I told my son "You mom is going to run your jersey over"

Without skipping a beat, he replied "Well that won't work, practice will probably be over. I wish she would just drive it over"

Then he gave me a huge grin. I told him he won the dad joke of the day and he continued smiling all the way until bedtime.

He was a little horse

Tennish

Arrrrrpeggios

One's a home owner and the other's an ohm honer.

He liked to putter around.

RIP. Miss the old man.

I guess you could call it timed laps photography.

In case he got a hole in one..

There will be repercussions.

Him: "Ok. Why don't I practice with another burrito?"

This kid is going places.

Because he had A♭

They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”

*walking down the line asking everyone their name.

And whats you name?

"Lauda"

WHATS YOUR NAME?

So this week he chose to make cards for each word. He made two cards for each word and made a Memory game out of them.

We are playing memory and I find the word "Joke" on one paper. I look at my son and say "Hey, you want to hear a joke?" and start to rattle the paper in front of him.

Then when I found the matching card, I said "Hey, want to hear the other joke?"

Because it didn't habanero

because it didn't habanero

Because it didn't habanero.

Because it didn't habanero.

. . . because it didn't habanero!