I always use avocados in target practice...

I guess you could make some Glockamole.

👍︎ 12
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
🚨︎ report
How do you improve your archery?

With better arrow dynamics.

👍︎ 44
👤︎ u/dothemagic
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
🚨︎ report
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?

Target Practice

👍︎ 25
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when you go to Target and leave without buying anything?

Target practice

👍︎ 22
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife made the dadjoke

We bought my son a bungee bow and arrow for his birthday.

He wanted something to practice his accuracy with so he asked, "I wonder where you can buy a bull's eye?"

Without missing a beat my wife answered, "Target."

A great groaning was made by all.

👍︎ 74
📅︎ May 20 2014
🚨︎ report
Politicians and Guns

My apologies for this joke having a long lead up, but stay with me for a second and you'll understand. With the Ontario provincial elections having come and gone, it had reminded me of this getting dad joked by my uncle and a bit of underlying sarcasm that goes along with politics and the voting process. I was at my uncles farm and we were setting up for some target practice for my son and his buddy. My uncle says to me go into the shop there in the left front corner and grab one of those targets I have. As I execute my search for such item I see that they are old politic yard signs with paper targets stapled over top. I come out teasing my uncle that it looks like he's now supporting the green party, to which he reply's (queue dad joke).....

"Figured Id give 'em a shot"

Now let that sink in like I had too!

Damn he's good, and at age 78 Im totally impressed!

👍︎ 4
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.